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“Maybe take a few english classes in case those whole fine arts thing doesn’t pan out. ”

Adolf Hitler 

Vegetarian

 

 

 

 

 

“I’m contacting using technology we scavenged from their ships.  On 07/09/15 they come, they scorch the land and choke the skies. 07/09/15.”

Alice Marshall

Last Hope

 

 

 

 

 

“Probably not to drop out at the first signs of trouble. I mean who know what I ciuld’ve accomplished with a bachelor’s degree?”

Mark Zuckerberg

College Dropout

 

 

 

 

 

“Unless you want to deal with six more years of this sidekick bullshit transfer now.  Also Snape kills Dumbledore. 

Ron Weasley

Wizard Person

 

 

 

 

 

Your girlfriend shelly will dump you over Thanksgiving, But don’t worry she gets fat. 

Mark Hoefstra

Econ Major

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