Word on the Street: NFL Referees

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Q: The NFL’s referee troubles continued with a hotly contested win for the Seahawks.Thoughts?

 

 

“Why don’t they just hire the NHL refs, they don’t seem to be doing anything.”

Evan Smith

Sports Fan

 

“Well looks like hockey and football are kaput. But you still got baseball, what no—where are you going. Come back! ”

Toronto Blue Jays

Just, just  terrible

 

“Okay this one’s thrown me for a loop. But I’ve narrowed the referee strike down to alien conspiracy, lizardman conspiracy or free masons. Or maybe it’s all three!”

Gregory Barnett

Man in tin foil hat

 

“While this does prove that untrained referees aren’t a permanent solution. I think the situation is too complex to say who’s definitively right or wrong. It’s not black or white, is all I’m saying.”

George Brown

Goddamit, did he really just say that

 

“You know what? I don’t need this. I’m only doing this job so I can pay for my cataract surgery.”

Anthony Jargamenov

Scab Referee

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