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The Pope Pipe
March 19, 2013With the leader of the Catholic Church still undecided (as of March 12th), the eyes of 1.2 billion Catholics worldwide are sure to be fixed on the bronze chimney atop the Sistine Chapel. True to tradition, if white smoke is seen rising from the chimney a new pope has been elected and if black, the opposite. But while these two signals are the most well known, there actually exist well over 214 different smoke signals according to documents stolen from the Vatican archives by an unnamed newspaper. Peak Humour is proud to present some of the lesser-known smoke signals. Black…
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Picket Line Cheat Codes
November 13, 2012Can’t find the blue key that unlocks that damn picketline? Tired of having to grind outside the Highland to grind inside the Highland? TSSU too damn OP? Well Peak Humour got the inside cheats that’ll have you ontop of…
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How to eat a banana non-sexually: A handy guide.
November 5, 20121. Do not make eye contact with anyone, and do not fully close eyes when biting into the banana. 2. The banana must move towards your mouth, not the other way around (i.e. you should not have to bend over to…
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Listless: LipDub Money
November 5, 2012Things we could've gotten for the 25 Gs we spent on the LipDub - Twenty-five thousand $1 hookers - One $25,000 hooker - $25,000 in VD medication -Pay the TAs -Fix up our depressing-ass fountain -Get McFogg the Dog…
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Listless: What are we bringing to Thanksgiving
October 9, 20127 or 8 Tupperware containers Tofranberry Sauce A pumpkin Tofrandied Toframs Turduckowlchickahummingo (Served in a hollowed out owl) White guilt Our vegan girlfriend, the one with the soy-gluten-lechtin allergy Map of Turkey Nothing Will Ross’s famous cornbread stuffing (Submitted by…
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Listless: Dishes way, way, worse than shark fin soup that haven’t been banned yet
September 24, 2012If you’ve had your ear to the ground over the last few weeks, you might have heard of the recent shark fin soup debate; with some calling for a city-wide ban and others arguing it is a culturally important dish…
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Listless: How we’re getting our bodies beach ready
July 30, 2012By The Peak Editorial Board As the days get longer and hotter, more and more people are heading to cool off at the beach. Sun, sand and surf; the beach has got it all! But not just anyone can…
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SFU Cribs
June 25, 2012While most SFU students (or SFU-dents) know of the legendary antics of our president, one Andrew Petter, far fewer knows of his luxurious digs located in the penthouse suite in the UniverCity complex. Here is where he comes to retire…
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Listless: SFUvideogames
May 6, 2012There’s been a lot of commotion at SFU Burnaby these past few weeks as a film crew works to film something that is definitely not Halo 4. Which gets us at The Peak thinking: what would be some video games…
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Listless: Rejected Puns
April 9, 2012By Gary Lim Victims of bear attack describe events as “Grizzly” Vegans killed in chickpea avalanche; foul play suspected, possible hummuside Drug ring operating out of bee farm, busted after three month sting Yatzhee factory fire leads to dicey circumstances…
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