Listless: Rejected Puns

By Gary Lim

  • Victims of bear attack describe events as “Grizzly”
  •  Vegans killed in chickpea avalanche; foul play suspected, possible hummuside
  •  Drug ring operating out of bee farm, busted after three month sting
  •  Yatzhee factory fire leads to dicey circumstances
  •  Tycoon makes krilling in the whale hunting industry
  •  Yogi master suspect in pre-meditated murder
  •  Paper jam edges out cardboard marmalade for county fair blue ribbon
  •  New Westminster dry cleaners found to be front for money laundering
  •  Conductor instrumental in orchestrating elaborate “symphony“ murders
  • Statutory Grapists: Raisin Hell