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Picket Line Cheat Codes

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Can’t find the blue key that unlocks that damn picketline? Tired of having to grind outside the Highland to grind inside the Highland? TSSU too damn OP? Well Peak Humour got the inside cheats that’ll have you ontop of the flagpole and kissing the princess in no time.

  • Hold B to walk at a brisk pace. Alternate shoulder buttons to avoid eye contact.
  •  Change language settings: Pretend to be an international student. Bark mandarin at them
  • TSSU members are weak to fire.
  • Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
  • Max out your infiltration level and sneak in through the parking garage
  •  Activate SCAB mode, walk through the line, grade all the papers. Laugh.
  •  Turn on no-clip. Avoid clipping TAs as you drive through them
  • Defeat the picket captain before dealing with its underlings, or they’ll just respawn.

 
 By Peak Editorial Board

 
 

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