Listless: What are we bringing to Thanksgiving

  • 7 or 8 Tupperware containers
  • Tofranberry Sauce
  • A pumpkin
  • Tofrandied Toframs
  • Turduckowlchickahummingo (Served in a hollowed out owl)
  • White guilt
  • Our vegan girlfriend, the one with the soy-gluten-lechtin allergy
  • Map of Turkey
  • Nothing
  • Will Ross’s famous cornbread stuffing
  • (Submitted by Will Ross)
  • “Gravy“
  • “Stuffing”

 

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