A quick compilation presenting some of the popular and secret spots for studying and relaxing on SFU Burnaby Campus.
Created: Julian Giordano
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Score: His Majesty King Raam – Lemon Jelly
Special thanks:
Bryan Scott
Welcome to SFU. The Peak explores how new students feel about their first semester in university. Followed by some great advice from seasoned SFU vets.
Created: Julian Giordano
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Score: Original Rags – Scott Joplin
Special thanks to:
Gary Lim
“Maybe take a few english classes in case those whole fine arts thing doesn’t pan out. ”
Adolf Hitler
Vegetarian
“I’m contacting using technology we scavenged from their ships. On 07/09/15 they come, they scorch the land and choke the skies. 07/09/15.”
Alice Marshall
Last Hope
“Probably not to drop out at the first signs of trouble. I mean who know what I ciuld’ve accomplished with a bachelor’s degree?”
Mark Zuckerberg
College Dropout
“Unless you want to deal with six more years of this sidekick bullshit transfer now. Also Snape kills Dumbledore.
Ron Weasley
Wizard Person
Your girlfriend shelly will dump you over Thanksgiving, But don’t worry she gets fat.
Mark Hoefstra
Econ Major
By Bryan Scott
Simon Fraser looks strong in season opener with 51 – 14 victory over Pacific University
The Simon Fraser University Clan Football team started the 2012 season with an impressive 51–14 wins over the Pacific University Boxers. Senior running back Bo Palmer (North Vancouver, B.C.) had 65 yards and two touchdowns, and sophomore quarterback Trey Wheeler (Seattle, WA) went 17–21 for 128 yards and two touchdowns on the day. The Clan’s special teams and defensive units were solid producing points off turnovers and punt returns. The Clan defense was remarkable, especially early on when the game was still up for grabs.
The opening drive showed an aggressive Boxer’s offense that made it to the Clan’s red zone. The Clan defense was up to the challenge and stopped the Boxers’ drive to keep it scoreless. That must have inspired the Clan’s offense and special teams as they scored 34 points in the first half to lead 34–7 at halftime. The Clan were just too much for the Boxers, as no comeback was mounted and the Clan cruised to the victory.
This is the second consecutive year that the Clan have won their season opener in Forest Grove, OR. The margin of victory was much smaller last year, as SFU’s head coach Dave Johnson explained. “Last year we had to fight and claw to get a win here,” said Johnson. “I think, in that game, they thought we got out of here with a win we didn’t deserve.” But after the Clan’s lopsided win he continued, “ I think this win shows we’ve come a long way.”
The Clan will be looking to continue their week one success as they face the Central Washington Wildcats in their home opener. In the 2011 season, these teams split the season series 1–1. The Wildcats beat up the Clan 37–17 early on, but the Clan redeemed themselves with 35–24 victory on home turf.
By Cole Guenter (CUP)
Photos by Mark Burnham
Slacklining has hit the University of Saskatchewan campus and it might be more than just a fad
Saskatchewan (CUP) — Slacklining is the act of walking on one- or two-inch wide webbing that is anchored on either end. The line is commonly anchored to trees to keep it a few feet off the ground. Once strung, people attempt to keep their balance while walking across the narrow webbing.
Unlike tightrope walking, where the rope is pulled completely tight, slacklining, as the name implies, ensures the line still has slack in it. This also allows for more spring in the line, creating a trampoline effect.
While the sport does seem to be gaining popularity among younger people, slackliner Clarissa Kostiuk, a student at the U of S majoring in drama and education, says the sport is still strange to some.
“Lots of people give us strange looks,” Kostiuk said. “Many ask just to try standing on it and then walk away because they can’t do it, but everyone asks to give it a shot.”
One possible reason for slacklining’s recent surge in local popularity is the mainstream attention it has garnered in past months. Slackliner Andy Lewis showed the world what the possibilities are on a slackline when he was integrated into Madonna’s dance choreography during the Super Bowl halftime show last February. Lewis’s ability to shift his weight and remain balanced while bouncing from his back to his chest amazed millions of viewers.
Kostiuk, who began slacklining this summer, agrees that this type of mass showing has helped put slacklining on the map.
“I definitely think that has an impact on all different generations just realizing that it is a sport. At first it can kind of look strange, but having big television spectacles showing it off makes it more socially acceptable.”
Due to the current rise in popularity of the sport, you might be surprised to find out that it was invented in the mid-1980s by rock climbers Adam Grosowsky and Jeff Ellington. The two long-time climbers started by walking across the guard chains in parking lots. They noticed the balance required to complete the feat was similar to the balance needed for rock climbing, and that it also strengthened their leg and abdominal muscles. The duo strung up some old climbing webbing between two trees and would take to the slackline when the weather prevented them from climbing mountains.
Advocates of the sport also boast about its meditative aspect.
“It’s similar to yoga in the sense that when you do yoga, your brain relaxes from the concentration,” Kostiuk said. “Slacklining requires using so many muscles, and concentrating so much on your body doing all the work it needs to do. The concentration on our balance helps us clear our heads. Nothing else around matters; it’s just you, the line, and your balance.”
By Bryan Scott
SFU prepares to take on UBC in University Hockey Challenge 2012
The Simon Fraser University Men’s Ice Hockey Team is gearing up for another successful season. After a 17–2–5 record in the 2011–2012 season, the Clan failed to win their third straight BCIHL championship when they fell 4–3 in overtime of the championship game to the University of Victoria. They will be looking for revenge as the season approaches. As a final tune-up for the season, the Clan will participate in the 2nd annual University Hockey Classic on Sept. 21–22.
Last year, almost 1,600 fans showed up to Bill Copeland Arena to watch the inaugural University Hockey Classic between SFU and their bitter rivals from UBC. The event is a two-game series, a home game for each side. SFU prevailed, winning in a shootout. This was after both teams had won their respective home games.
Since they are in different leagues, UBC (CIS) and SFU (BCIHL) do not play in the regular season. “We want to promote the rivalry that has gone down in recent years,” said SFU’s head coach Mark Coletta, “[the University Hockey Challenge] is a way to show that university and college hockey is here, and in the mix [with the other sports] to go and watch.” With the NHL negotiations at a standstill, this is a great way to get a hockey fix in these desperate times.
This year the first game will take place at UBC’s Doug Mitchell Thunderbird Sports Centre at 7:00 p.m., on Sept. 21. And the second on Sept. 22 at 7:00 at Burnaby’s Bill Copeland Arena. With a year full of bragging rights on the line, expect these teams to battle tooth-and-nail until the last buzzer.
By Bryan Scott
SFU jumps out to 2-0 after two shutouts, to start the season
The SFU men’s soccer team continued their winning ways from last year, with two lopsided victories over Thompson River University and Vancouver Island University over the last week to begin the season. Neither were conference games, but the Clan will take the 2–0 start to the season.
Carlo Basso (Coquitlam, B.C.) had five of the Clan’s six goals, and JD Blakley (Saskatoon, SK) stopped all shots against to record the shutout. With five goals in one game, Basso was just short of the SFU record of six, which was set in 1988 and matched in 2009. After the game, head coach Alan Koch said, “It was great to see Carlo (Basso) score five goals tonight, and Michael (Winter) was a workhorse in the midfield and kept us going.” He was right about Winter’s play, as he was named the Red Lion Defensive Player of the Week in the Great Northwest Athletic Conference. Carlo Basso was a honourable mention on the offensive side.
On Sept. 2nd, SFU made quick work of the visiting Vancouver Island Mariners, beating them 3–0 at Terry Fox Field. This time midfielder Jovan Blagojevic (Coquitlam, B.C.), in his first game of the season, led the way with two goals. Even with the win, Blagojevic remarked that “we finished pretty well for the most part, but there’s still a lot of work to do and hopefully it gets better from here.” Justin Wallace (Kamloops, B.C.) picked up the final goal for the Clan in 60th minute.