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The horror of lying about your age online as a kid

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By: Olivia Visser, Copy Editor

My first encounter with swear words didn’t even involve real swear words — but it was just as horrifying to my eight-year-old self. Yes, I was eight when I first started playing Runescape, and yes, it was probably evident to every teenage and adult player that I was just a kid. Believe it or not, I was hardly even aware of the game’s skill-building or combat components at the time. I was more interested in farming coins, buying clothing, and mining for armour that would see no actual use. So, you can probably understand why I found the now-retired player-vs-player (PvP) component so very frustrating as a child. 

Player killing was a common occurrence on old-school Runescape servers. In the Wilderness, which is where I spent much of my time, killing a player would grant you access to the loot they dropped when they died. Given that I was eight when I started playing, I had little understanding of PvP and instead thought that I was being relentlessly bullied for no reason. Maybe they could tell my age, I thought. Maybe they knew I lied about being 13. To be fair, they probably did know, if only because my instinct was to run every time and beg them to leave me alone. Can’t blame ‘em. 

Just imagine the sheer horror I experienced when one player chased after me exclaiming “*******!” Thank god I had the profanity filter turned on, but I’ll be honest, the stars weren’t very assuring either. And yes, this player camped out in the area, waiting for me to return and killing me at least three times when I arrived to grab my items. At some point, I remember exiting my browser and stepping back from my computer anxiously. There was no way my mom could find out I was lying about my age and playing with teenagers (more like being chased by, but you get the point). 

Despite my unease at the time, I take some solace in knowing that the damage the internet inflicted on my younger self was largely limited to some stars and tomfoolery by faceless avatars. No TikTok, no Instagram, no whatever else kids now grow up with. All I had to do was open up Internet Explorer to be transported into what felt like a new dimension. It was the novelty of it all that made my eight-year-old brain chirp with wonder. It was also this novelty that led games like Runescape to be quickly eaten up by the ever-evolving internet. Make browser-based MMORPGs cool again, damnit! 

Two eight-year-olds in 2008 give their online game recommendations

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By: Izzy Cheung and Saije Rusimovici

Club Penguin

Create your penguin (but don’t forget to include a parent’s email address!). Home to igloos, shops, and even a DANCE CLUB, penguins and puffles live together in harmony here. Buy clothes for your penguin, collect different color puffles (my favourite is the pink one!) and interact with your friends online.You can even play fun mini games to earn coins that you can use to buy adorable accessories for your penguin or impress your friends by upgrading your igloo! 

Poptropica 

Wait, the guy that wrote Diary of a Wimpy Kid made a video game? I’m pretty sure this is named after the juice box I received at summer camp, but it is quite an adorable game I found on Cool Math Games. Did you know that you can travel to 17 tropical islands in the game!? It’s the closest to visiting the tropics I’m ever going to get (since mom insists we spend family vacations camping!).

Fantage 

This is the virtual world of virtual worlds. Chat with friends and play games to collect coins and buy the cutest fashion items at Le Shop or get your hair done at Stellar Salon. You can even customize your home and rearrange the furniture without your mom getting mad at you (I’m talking about you, Kimberly). Fantage is the kind of game you beg your parents to let you play instead of doing your homework. Kids that play this game are cool, and they know it. Sadly I’m never allowed to play online games because my dad’s computer room is “for work only.” 

Moshi Monsters 

Have you ever wanted the perfect pet of your own? I’ve found my furr-ever friends on Moshi Monsters! These little toys come alive on mom’s computer. I get to adopt my own monster and help take care of it just like a real-life pet. There are six different monsters — a furry orange rabbit named Katsuma, a sasquatch-like monster by the name of Furi, a cute little devil character named Diavlo, a cherry named Luvli, a zombie named Zommer, and a little pink Poppet. My monster and I love playing the mini games because we can earn money to buy my monster some pets for themselves. When I grow up, I want as many pets as possible too!  

Webkinz 

My parents bought me a Webkinz stuffed poodle because they thought I would think it’s cute, but it came with a big surprise! The poodle came with a code that let me play with it on the computer. On the Webkinz website, we can play mini games together and earn KinzCash so I can buy all of my furr-ends special items. I’m just like an adult! Now, every birthday and holiday, I ask for different Webkinz animals so I can collect them all! 

Animal Jam 

On rainy days when we can’t go outside, all of my friends and I meet up on Animal Jam. We join the same server and go online as our favourite animals to play games and go on fun adventures. My favourite animal in this game is the seal, but some of my friends like the wolf, tiger, or bunny. Sometimes our teachers let us play this during class computer lab time because it’s part of National Geographic. I love animals and love playing with them in real life and online! 

Favourite trends from your favourite it-girl

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By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer

Posted March 2008

What’s up bbz? U wanna know how 2 dress? U’ve come to the right place. From low-rise cargo shorts 2 baby Tees, I’ve got u covered this spring with ALL the trends that will take u from strutting the halls in Juicy to hitting the bowling alley in vinyl. Bobby from third period said my style is rad, and “ev3n better than that blondie McGuire on TV.” Kid u not I actually sw00ned when he said my REd-tInTeD shAd3s were buggin (red is the same colour as his car). 

Get ready to create some of my favourite looks u can wear all day everyday — because whoever said “the mall isn’t a fashion show” has never been to Abercrombie (or maybe, they just didn’t know how 2 dress). 

Hair

Just like Hillary Duff said in her legendary interview with Tiger Beat, u can say a lot about urself with ur hair. Hillary’s face framing layers or Halle Berry’s spiky curls are some of my favourite looks this season. News flash: add some volume 2 a simple str8 hairdo with a poofy updo (I use a bumpit), and style the front framing pieces with some large barrettes (I get mine from Claire’s). Love the crimped waves? I’m going to show u a hack that gets u that perfect beachy look without a crimper if ur parents won’t buy u 1 like mine — that’s right Stuart and Kimberly, I’m calling u out on the World Wide Web. I’ll have to get back to you on the hack (I’m nothing without a crimper). 

Makeup

Always carry a Bonne Bell-flavoured lip smacker and lip gloss and apply them in that order before every class period.  Don’t forget to rock some colourful eyeliner and pencil-thin arched eyebrows. Try a soft bubblegum pink blush or a cool swipe of liner underneath the lower lash line. Feeling bold? Next time you go to the drug store, ask for free samples to find the best bold lipstick for special occasions. Looking for simple elegance? Try the signature swipe of sparkly, pigmented eyeshadow to make the eyes pop. When it comes to skincare, I recommend exposing ur face to as much sun as u can — there’s literally no reason not to. Also, reminder to clean out ur eyeliner pencil shavings from ur makeup bag. Thank me l8r.

Tops 

From daring mesh to statement leather,  defy the rules and push the boundaries to create an iconic look that will get ur third period crush to do a double-take. Seen any suit-like, button-up vests in the stores l8ly? These can be worn sleeveless or peared with a long sleeve turtleneck for elevated casualwear. And let’s not forget about sequins. U definitely need at least one sequined handkerchief going-out top. Because who doesn’t want to look like they just stepped off the set of Sex and the City?  

Bottoms

Low-rise is all the rage. From denim to cargos and sweats, hip-hanging pants are in and YES anyone can pull them off! When it comes to denim, a classic dark blue jean is my go-to for this style. Style ur jeans with a slouchy sweater, an oversized collared shirt, or a cropped button-up cardigan to take this look from streetwear to business casual. Mini skirts (belted and pleated) are a must. I wore one to the *NSYNC concert last week and I swear Justin Timberlake winked at me.

Shoes 

Two words: ballet flats. There’s not really any outfit u can’t wear these shoes with. They transform a look from casual to business casual and add a touch of femininity to whichever outfit u choose. Pair them with straight-leg medium-wash jeans and a partially tucked in striped linen shirt. Tie a lightweight cardigan over ur shoulders and perch a headband on ur head, and the outfit immediately screams Blair Waldorf.

Your favourite 2000s memes, ranked

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By: Olivia Visser, Copy Editor

The early 2000s were a time of self-exploration and digital innovation. During a period when GIFs were still being popularized and integrated into social media sites, something as basic as a poorly-rendered dancing baby somehow revolutionized pop culture. No one is claiming mainstream memes from this period were cool by any means, but were they top tier? Sort of. Let’s be honest, substance or relatability wasn’t really a priority at the time. We were still clearly astonished with our newfound ability to layer white text over images. Even though you likely haven’t thought about these memes for 10 years, people with too much money on their hands will now pay for publicly available nostalgia. These four memes you’ve likely long-forgotten about were unfortunate contributors to the hellspawns that are NFTs.

Charlie Bit My Finger!
Meme-ability: 4/10
Chuckle factor: 6/10
Relevancy ranking: 0/10 (became obsolete while making room for GIFS of every The Office line ever spoken)

PHOTO: Courtesy of Howard Davies-Carr

Kids are cute sometimes. Therefore, videos of kids are sometimes cute. It’s no surprise the YouTube video “Charlie bit my finger!” became a hit in 2007. This was back when YouTube only had four other videos on their site: that Daft Hands “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger” video, something by that insufferable screaming child who doesn’t deserve to be named, Leave Britney Alone, and the earliest modern example of erotica, The Gummy Bear Song. We have since learned what children are, and lost the need for the rather bland video in question. Anyway, these kids did not put their toddler stardom to good use, and have since sold the meme as an NFT for nearly a million dollars. Sure, I may not respect the hustle only because I want the money for myself, but laughing at people who buy or sell NFTs is just so cathartic. Charlie, what happened to you!?

Nyan Cat
Meme-ability: 7/10
Chuckle Factor: 2/10
Multi-functionality as both a pet and apocalypse meal: 10/10

PHOTO: Courtesy of Chris Torres

People like cats. People like Pop-Tarts. Combine two totally unrelated things in 2011 and you’ll get a highly meme-able work of art. Nyan Cat was the culmination of a particular series of obsessions with bright colours and rainbows, cats, and snack food. The meme also sold for six-figures on the crypto market in 2021. While selling out is always disappointing, we can still appreciate the innovation that was a half-snack half-pet companion. Nyan Cat gives Doge a run for his money, especially in any apocalypse scenario.  

I can has cheezburger?
Meme-ability: 5/10
Chuckle factor: 3/10
Respectability rating: 0/10

PHOTO: Courtesy of Eric Nakagawa

This meme style is frankly the worst. I am ashamed to have perused “cheezburger” memes as a child, and even more ashamed at my attempt to create one when I was ten. Uninspired and unoriginal, the creator really stepped it up with the trendy “bad grammar + cat + random food item = funny” shtick — and still managed to be unfunny. In 2007. He’s since developed an NFT collection which features some of his most famous memes, though it appears he’s only drawn a measly profit. To call “I can has cheezburger?” iconic would be a gross misuse of the term, but still, everyone has their thing.

Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat
Meme-ability: 7/10
Chuckle factor: 9/10
Immortality integer: Incalculable

PHOTO: Courtesy of Charlie Schmidt

All cats go to heaven, and Keyboard Cat was born with a reservation. The infamous video was actually recorded in 1984, the same year our beloved feline went to the scratching post in the sky. It wasn’t until 2007 that we were graced by his presence on the World Wide Web. Though dearly missed, Keyboard Cat’s musical aptitude was immediately recognized by internet users as one-of-a-kind. Before 1984, only humans could play piano. Keyboard cat challenged our understanding of mammalian evolution, leading scientists and book-lovers alike to believe this is what George Orwell was writing about in his book, 1984. Keyboard cat, I respect you too much to even Google if you have a custom NFT. Take that, Charlie. 

Plees halp!! My Moshi Monster akount got stolen

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By: Kaja Antic, Sports Writer

Dear Moshi Monstrs,

My name is Kaja or canuckgurl17. I mad a freind on your website becaus they came to my monstr Poppies house. I am very carful when I maek friensd but I want to be nice because my brothr said im mean. My friend has a name, novalight34, and they where gray. 

We were talkng on my messag bored and playd some games togethrer, like monstr dance and spy game. We had difrent moshlings and talkd abuot seeds and I belivd we where friends but I gess we our not.

My frien Nova askd me for my passwrd, and they gave me there’s. When I loged into her acount I playd for a small tim but than I tryed to get to my acount and it didnt work! I am vry sad!

I workd veri hard to get mt friends Jeepers, Flumpy, nd Fify, and was working very hard to get Snookoms and now I cant. 

I miss my messig bord. I miss my AKSHule freinds like Maknzee and Nia and Ryain. I miss my moshling. I miss my Dustbin Beever postr. I miss moshi monstr.

My mom said I did this bad thing and I cryed. She said nova was liening becaus I was a membr and they wanted the membr itims for there self.

Plees help me Moshi Monstrs, your my only hop3.

Love, 

Kaja

xoxo

PS my passwurd was keslerburrows

PPS I am going to club pengwin and webkinz if you donet fix this.

My immortal

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By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor

Heyyyyyy peeps! Here’s ~ chapter One ~ of my FIRST EVR story MY immortal. Remember to coment and let me kno if u want a 2nd chapter. ILL post it Tom unless something wild happens lolllllll :)))))))) OK BYE ENJOYYY — SFU_bookworm

Y/N rushes through the Academic Quadrilateral with her book bog that her parents gath her in hand. She was late because she was runing late to her first class at SFU. 

It didnt help that everyone kept stooping her along the way to take pictures of her bag. You see, shes kind of a big deel. I’ll let her explain why. 

Y/N’s POV: 

Im kind of a big deel. This bag is the same bag my parents had when they defeated the old skool president and turned them into the avocado statue. Wiiiiicked, right?!! 

I was nocked out of my thoughts (literally) by what felt like the hardest wall I’d ever felt in my life. It turned out to be a biger problem than that. 

“Ughhhhhhh,” I groan in pain as I roll over on the floor. “What was that 4!” 

“Sorry!” The person says reaching down to help me up. They pick me up in one swoop, placing me upright on the floor. 

Wow, I  say. Their super strong. 

 “I work out,” they replied sheepishly, before BAAAA’ing. 

Naturally, I BAAAA’ed back. 

Once that exchange was over, I said “oh my gosh I can’t believe I said that out loud. How embarrassing!” (Posing with one hand on my chin and a finger pointed in the air for emfasis). Emfasis is my best friend. 

Speaking of Emfasis, they were holding onto a seat for me in class! 

“Shoot,” I say. “I have to skedaddle!”

“Wait,” the mysterious man says. “What about your bag, my queen!?” 

Queen? That was new, I thought. 

“Keep it! I have a feeling we’ll meet again,” I say, showing him my best smoulder and shoulder (it’s the right one). 

As I turn around, I collide with something again!!!! What could it be now! 

“Woah there, watch where you’re going,” the wall said. The wall was none other than DRAYCONE MOUTHFULL. I know because he’s the headmaster’s son! We’re sworn enemies! After my parents defeated the old headmaster by . . . Idk actually, but they did something . . . the new headmaster took over and swore that they would get revenge on our family. 

I had to apply with a different name to get in! I hope he doesn’t somehow recognize me or I’ll be toast (burnt toast to be specific).

I stare up at him from the ground. Typical, he isn’t going to help me up like the other guy did. How glad I am that I don’t have my bag. I just need to get up and make a break for it! 

“OIIIIII” he says. “Did you not hear what I said? I said where do you think you’re going? The Academic Quilt is huge. Better answer fast before I tell the headmaster about this.” 

Not the headmaster, I think! It’s only my first day! But what if he recognizes my angelic voice? Shoot. I have to think fast. 

“HEY DRAYCONE! Why don’t you leave her alone!” Someone shouted. Not just someone. It was the same guy from before! 

He came back for me! 

Why don’t you can it AIRY PUTTER?” Said DRAYCONE. 

Airy putter. So that’s his name. Cool. 

“I will once you leave my girlfriend alone.” 

Gurlfriend! Did he just call me his girlfriend? 

“Girlfriend?” Says DRAYCONE. “Nice going there, but there’s no way anyone would be your girlfriend. Especially not a girl as prtty as this,” he sees staring into my eyes with his stony blue ones, unblinking. 

“Hey, don’t stare at her like that,” says AIRY standing in front of me. 

“What you going to do about it AIRY?” Says DRAYCONE, pushing a finger into his chest. 

GULP. WhT was I going to do? Should I speak up and risk DRAYCONE finding out it’s me? Or do I leave AIRY who was so nice when we met. What did he mean I was his girlfriend! 

I should have made a break for it. But, I couldn’t. Something in my heart was keeping me glued to the spot. I just couldn’t tell who I was more interested in. AIRY OR DRAYCONE. But I knew it was time to speak up . . . 

IN CHAPTER TOO OF MY IMMORTAL!!!! 

THE STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED BECAUSE MY MOM FOUND MY PAGE :((((( THX FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT SFU_bookworm

Fandom Convention erupts in chaos

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By: Olivia Sherman, News Writer

May 4, 2014

An overly ambitious convention organized by a dedicated few turns from fan devotion to pandemonium after a series of detrimental incidents occurred at the event. PeakCon 2014 was supposed to be an action-packed, three-day weekend of panels and fun for The Peak’s most dedicated fans, spanning from the Humour Section fandom, to guest speakers from the Opinions panel, and special appearances from the Sports section. 

Attendees buzzed with excitement over these panels from their favourite fandoms, as well as guaranteed time in a highly-anticipated rock climbing wall, and a computer lab with high-speed Wi-Fi to submit last-minute articles to their section editors. The PeakCon attendees were to be accommodated in downtown Vancouver’s Marriott Hotel. 

However, of the 5,000 registered attendees, only 500 arrived at the convention. With the deposit for the Marriott Hotel unpaid due to a lack of door sales, the hotel requested the bill be paid in full immediately, racking up to the thousands. One organizer of PeakCon, who requested to remain anonymous, stated the volunteer PeakCon staff were instructed to ask for donations from those who did attend the event. “It’s not like I’m being paid for this,” the staff member stated. “First the TA strikes, and now this?”

Due to a lack of attendees, as well as the event’s poor overall planning, panellists began dropping out of the convention lineup. “To make up for that, we gave guests extra time on the rock-climbing wall,” the anonymous staff member said. “We eventually had to take that away. They didn’t give me a reason.”

Attendees were disappointed that the promised computer lab was a singular desktop with a mouse that was out of batteries. However, because of the thick, concrete walls and high ceilings of the Marriott Hotel ballroom, guests in the lineup said the Wi-Fi connection was similar enough to the internet connection at SFU Burnaby campus, and they felt at home. 

Despite hundreds of rooms at the Marriott Hotel being vacant, the hotel room mini-bars were found mysteriously empty. The vendors, selling their merchandise and artwork, packed away their wares because everyone had spent their cash on keeping the convention open another day. By the second day of the three-day convention, PeakCon was abandoned. 

“We intend to learn from our mistakes to make 2015 even better,” an anonymous organizer said. The Marriott Hotel Vancouver did not respond for comment on whether they will welcome PeakCon back in the future.

Yesterday was the WORST!

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By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor

March 20, 2008

UGHHHH! Dear Diary,

I’m calling you a diary even though I’m writing this online cause I’m still talking about my day. So you’re still a diary to me! But just online, which Jessica probably can’t even do anyway! Back to MY story. YESTERDAY was the WORST day of my ENTIIIIIRE life. 

It started this morning when my mom forgot to put the Juicy Couture tracksuit that my friends had been waiting all week to twin with in the dryer. So it was too wet to wear to school. She also didn’t let me use my Motorola flip phone to let my friends know about the situation because I went over my minutes last month. And when I tried to tell her it was because of an emergency, (I needed to quiz a friend on which celebrity she’s most compatible with in the newest J-14 magazine), she basically told me to talk to the hand. Can you believe that! She’s a life ruiner, it’s what she does!

When I got to school, I was so worried about what my friends were going to say that I stepped through a huge puddle with my sparkly Hannah Montana light-up sneakers, and the splash completely soaked the end of my dress, which I was wearing on top of my jeans. Just the worst! So I had to change into the old shirt and sweatpants I keep in my locker for gym, and when Jessica saw it (she’s super popular), she called me an outfit repeater in front of the whole class. But here she is wearing last year’s Bobby Jack monkey shirt! 

Besides that, school was boring with a capital B today. All I wanted to do was go home and play Lilo and Stitch Sandwich Stacker after my friends said I couldn’t beat their records (I bet them three Silly Bandz brackets that they were wrong), but my dad was working on the family computer all night long! Not only could I not play the game, but I couldn’t even sign in to play Club Penguin with my friends, which we do EVERY night. So not cool of him! It’s like he’s trying to ruin my social life. 

Anyway, I have to cut this short or else I’m going to miss the High School Musical marathon on Disney Channel, and I’m NOT missing that after the day I had yesterday. Then, I’ll download a bunch of songs using that free music website my friends told me about. My parents kept bringing it up and calling it something like a “virus” or “pirating,” but what do sick pirates have to do with music? Clearly, they need to learn a thing or two about the internet. I guess they wouldn’t know because they don’t even have their own blog, like me. 

That’s it for now. I hope you liked my first blog post, and if you didn’t, then you don’t know awesomeness when it’s right in front of your eyes. Check you out tomorrow.

P.S. Here’s a song for the road

Myimmortal.mp3 

P.P.S. you’re so welcome 

P.P.P.S. this would make a great story title 

Chat Room A: The Peak Spoof Brainstorming

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By: Izzy Cheung, staff writer

Chat started with EICExtraordinaire, ThePRODOPro, Don’tCOPYMe, and ClickShootPHOTO  

Don’tCOPYMe: GM! 

ThePRODOPro: Good morning y’all! 

EICExtraordinaire: Hiiiiii 🙂 

ClickShootPHOTO: hello hello! 

Don’tCOPYMe: We’re halfway through the spring semester !!! You know what that means… 

EICExtraordinaire: It’s spoof brainstorm time !!!! (★^O^★) 

Don’tCOPYMe: Let’s get all the editors in here to decide!  

Now entering: That’sNEWSToMe!, What’sYourOPINION?, FEATURE-ing… iHeARTyou, and BeAGoodSPORT

ThePRODOPro: Hello !! We’re starting brainstorming for our spoof issue 😀 what ideas do you all have ?? 

What’sYourOPINION?: OMG it’s already time for the spoof issue ???? It feels like we just finished Peakflix !!! 

EICExtraordinaire: IKR!!! Time flies T_T

That’sNEWSToMe!: We could do a barbie theme?? Include lots of pink and have photos of each staff member as a barbie (^▽^)

iHeARTyou: soo cute, great idea( ^^)人(^^ )

Now entering: TheBestSenseOfHUMOUR

TheBestSenseOfHUMOUR: Did someone say BARBIE ??? 

EICExtraordinaire: ROFL  

FEATURE-ing… What about a yearbook kind of format? With tips and tricks to survive the semester? 😕 

ClickShootPHOTO: That would be cute <3 

What’sYourOPINION?: Hmm, I like that, but it’s a little similar to the Burn Peak we did a few years ago…

BeAGoodSPORT: Maybe we should get the writers and production assistants in here to help us decide! 

Now entering: TheWrite1, 2ManyStories, Don’tWriteFor3, 1News1, 2MuchNews, TheWriteSport, 1ProdoAtATime, and 2ProdoForU  

1News1: Morning !! 

2ManyStories: Hiiii \(^ ^)/

TheWrite1: Is it time for spoof brainstorming already ??? 

EICExtraordinaire: Yes !! Any ideas ?? 

1ProdoAtATime: OMG love the yearbook suggestion 

2MuchNews: We could do a “most likely to” section for the yearbook one !! 

EICExtraordinaire: FUNNNNN 

Don’tCOPYMe: OMG what if we did something like club penguin ?! 

TheWriteSport: Like old internet flash games?? 

BeAGoodSPORT: I love that !! 

2ProdoForU: OMG 

ClickShootPHOTO: That would be so fun 

iHeARTyou: We could even change it to a 2000s internet kind of theme ??? 

TheWrite1: Yes!!! And we could even talk about 2000s music and fashion!! ^_^/

FEATURE-ing…: YESSSS 

ThePRODOPro: What if we did a playlist with a bunch of our favourite 2000s songs in the style of an iPod shuffle?? 

TheBestSenseOfHUMOUR: YES LOVE IT 

That’sNEWSToMe!: We could also include a bunch of callbacks to old internet games that we played?? 

2MuchNews: Poptropica!! 

Don’tWriteFor3: We need LOTS of club penguin 

1News1: PUFFLESSSS 

EICExtraordinaire: YESSS 

2ManyStories: What about some old internet memes/social media platforms ?? 

Don’tCOPYMe: MySpace?? 

EICExtraordinaire: I love how this is progressing <<3

ThePRODOPro: I think we have our idea then! 

EICExtraordinaire: YAYYYY 

Don’tCOPYMe: o(^o^)o

ThePRODOPro: Now we just need to figure out how to make it…

SPOOF: Brown bear is gonna be mad. . .

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Photo of a Teddy Bear
PHOTO: Teresa Howes / Pexels

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Brown bear is gonna be mad…

ONCE YOU START READING THIS DO NOT STOP OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 12 YEARS AND YOUR SKIN WILL BE SO DRY AND CRACKED THAT NO MOISTURIZER WILL EVER WORK AND YOU WILL BE CURSED SO THAT NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU…

Do you know Brown bear? Brown bear is a nice and soft bear… as long as you don’t make him mad. He doesn’t want to be forgotten, like the other toys. After his favourite human abandoned him, he tried to make friends with the other kids… But one day… there was a dog who wanted to play with Brown bear, but Brown bear didn’t know the dog could hurt him. His stuffing came out and was left all over the concrete sidewalk. Brown bear felt so sad, as he tried to pick up his stuffing, he thought of his favourite human — Cindy, who had abandoned him. 

“None of this would have happened if Cindy hadn’t left me all alone,” Brown bear thought. His sadness quickly turned to anger, and as he failed to stitch himself back together, he became a plushie spirit. Today, he haunts all the plushies around the world, trying to find a new home. If he is accepted into a new family, he will stay there peacefully for a few years and move on to a new home before the children go to high school. But if Brown bear possesses a toy that isn’t frequently played with . . . Brown bear gets mad. He unstitches all the other plushies so that he is the only one left to play with. Brown bear isn’t evil, he just doesn’t want to be forgotten . . .

SHARE THIS EMAIL TO FIND A FOREVER HOME FOR BROWN BEAR. SEND THIS TO 13 PEOPLE WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES AND YOUR STUFFIES WILL BE SAVED, YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU TOMORROW MORNING, AND YOU WILL MARRY YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH