SPOOF: Is he your dream gym swolemate?

It's 2016. A new year, a new you, and most importantly, a new body! And the gym is the best place to meet single...

SPOOF: Don’t fall asleep with your microwave!

Microwaves cook our meals, keep our time, make phone calls, scan and interpret our Internet history, store our music, create social media posts on...

You’ll never guess who Andrew Petter is!

•   He was born in New Westminster, but raised in SFU Woodward’s. •   He often plays electric guitar around the Surrey campus. •  ...

Your man drinks water upside down — what’s he trying to say?

So it happened again — you’re at dinner, and at a pause in conversation, you man excuses himself, balances on one hand and his...

SPOOF: Eight times Drake was born in Canada

1. Born in Canada in 1986 Rap superstar Drake was born in Toronto on October 24, 1986. He started from the bottom — you know...

SPOOF: Top five sex positions for the AQ avocado

Inside the Academic Quadrangle lies one of the greatest challenges to you sexy students! The avocado (or egg, depending on which side of the...

SPOOF: New Year, New You

I try not to focus on the haters. I just try to focus on having a good time.” Dressed in a fashionable parka and...

SPOOF: Five embarrassing confessions from readers

I went out on a date with a really cute guy that I’ve had a crush on for a while. Right as it was...

SPOOF: Horoscopes

Capricorn The Sun sneaks a glance at Venus while it’s changing at the end of the solar system. The Moon provides perfect shade for Mars...

SPOOF: Five ways to get your TA all hot and bothered over you!

You’ve been eyeing up your sexy TA for weeks, your insides squirming at the thought of wrapping yourself around that curving, voluptuous body, or...