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You’ll never guess who Andrew Petter is!

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•   He was born in New Westminster, but raised in SFU Woodward’s.

•   He often plays electric guitar around the Surrey campus.

•   He’s read his convocation ceremony speech progressively faster at every convocation ceremony since 2014.

•   He claps three times in front of his nose in response to clever anecdotes.

•   He rides his motorcycle into every SFU class in the first week of each semester.

•   He just dropped a rap single about tape players with Macklemore.

•   He singlehandedly cleans the Mackenzie Cafe every weekday evening after closing.

•   His office doesn’t have lights.

•   His office has been playing Kanye West’s “All Day” on repeat since the start of the summer semester.

•   He hasn’t slept in days.

•   He swipes at your legs if you catch him on a bad day.

•   He’s currently enrolled in 28 undergrad credits.

•   He’ll only open his office door if you knock twice and say “welcome to the good life.”

If you see him, call BC SPCA at 604 291-7201.

We’re still not sure who Andrew Petter is.

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