By: Kyla Dowling, Peak Associate
Subject Line: Paper now due Tuesday
From: [email protected]
To: AHH 101 (All Sections)
Date: November 5, 3:33 a.m.
Students,
Many of you have asked for...
By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor
INTRO:
It’s Halloween! And you, being the procrastinating piece of shit you are, left a major project due tonight until this...
By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor
Dear SFU,
I know that with all those new stunning, only entirely gentrified cinder blocks you call your new Residence buildings...
By: Juztin Bello, Carter Hemion, Emma Jean, Paige Riding, Nathan Tok, and Sara Wong
Escape room (By Juztin)
As any SFU student knows, being on campus is...
By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate
Wake up, sheeple! Our beloved previous university president, Andrew Petter, has been replaced by a doppelgänger.
For starters, Petter has not...