“I miss my sisters,” says treasurer who can’t defraud her sorority anymore

By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor BURNABY, BC — Gracie O’Brien, a fourth year economics student at SFU, reported in several of her group chats this...

Grade 12 students petition for grad ceremony with classmates they hate

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor PORT COQUITLAM, BC — Just like all the other Grade 12 students in British Columbia, Courtney Pierce has been...

SFU history department shuts down because “who cares, what’s done is done”

Written by Marco Ovies, Arts Editor On Friday, SFU’s incoming president Joy Johnson announced her plans to shut down SFU’s Department of History. The university...

Lonely first-year fed up that no one has saved him from his inner darkness yet

Written by Jennifer Low, Peak Associate A first year SFU student is threatening to sue the university for false advertising: namely, their failure to provide...

Literal Hellfire And 6 Other Groundbreaking New Ways To Cook An Egg (NOT Clickbait)

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate I was sitting alone in my bedroom when I got a call from an unknown number.  “What are you thinking...

SFSS hires this year’s IEC chief, a loaf of banana chocolate chip bread

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor As the SFSS election season draws near, the Board of Directors has appointed this year’s chief independent electoral commissioner...

SFU invites students to Feral Coyote Therapy

Written by Maxwell Gawlick, Peak Associate After the great success of the school’s recent Dog Therapy sessions, SFU’s Health & Counselling Services is bringing the...

SFU drinking games to kick off (and get you through) the semester

I’m Not Drunk, YOU’RE Drunk A game to play when you’ve had a big Wednesday night out, only to find yourself in lecture on Thursday...

Trudeau’s new beard “full of secrets,” sources said last Wednesday

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor As Prime Minister Justin Trudeau dons a scruffy new look for the new year, sources close to him have...

Couple breaks up after one lover is caught texting their fave YouTube videos to their side pieces

Written by Jennifer Low, Peak Associate BURNABY, BC — “We are so over!” Ashley Johnston’s voice could be heard echoing down the hallways of the...