POV: You’re a pen left in Images Theatre since March 2020

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer DAY 1 - March 17, 2020  It’s nearly 8:30 a.m., which means it’s time for class. I’ve been laying on the...

SFU Mad Lib for when the university disappoints you again

By: Marco Ovies and Paige Riding Dear SFU,   I am writing to about . I am a in my and I am very ...

Top Ten reasons I’m still not over March 2020 even though March 2021 is here

By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer Things have just progressively gotten worse One day, it’s just another day in a pandemic where I’m questioning how many...

Your weekly Shrekly Horoscopes: February 22–28

By: Charlotte Gravert, SFU Student Happy Chinese New Year! Hardworking ox is jumping in front of the cart to pull us out of the COVID...

Dear cis people…

By: Madeleine Chan, Carter Hemion, and Dev Petrovic By Madeleine Dear cis people, I think we need to have a talk. I’m so glad that you’re comfortable...

SFU x UBC: a forbidden love

By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer Vancouver’s January air struck through the bones, the same as always. That is to say, it was cold, but if...

SFU-inspired cocktails to drown your university-related sorrows

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer CW: Mentions of blood, mental health The Midterm Season An iced-coffee inspired cocktail that is basically a $9 Starbucks drink with pizazz...

Pets unionize, annoyed with owners using them as compensation for a lack of online personality

By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus Vancouver, BC — Following an influx of complaints from household pets regarding inaccurate quoting for captions on Instagram, zero compensation...

The best places to isolate at SFU

By: Nathan Tok, Peak Associate Are you an SFU student without the heart to go long-distance with your partner, the university? Need a place to...

Canadian government announces 2021 stimulus of a $10 Steam card and some foil balloons

By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer The Canadian government held a press event today to discuss their new 2021 COVID-19 relief effort. A representative announced that...