Choose Your Own Adventure: the return-to-campus edition

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer INTRO: So, this is it. You half-smile, half-cringe at the scaffolding as you take in the campus. Maybe it’s your...

Courses SFU should introduce

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer Not needing parental validation | 48 credits (B-Soc) Do you find yourself having to justify your degree and its “worth” to...

Better celebration alternatives for July 1st

By: Nancy La, Staff Writer Are you still whipping out the maple leaf flag and proudly shooting fireworks to celebrate Canada Day? Honey, you have to...

The tales of a stranded SFU student

By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor 11:33 a.m. If you’re reading this, it’s too late. It appears I’m past the point of saving out here. The sun is beating...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: June 28–July 4

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor ARIES: I have no groundbreaking recommendation for you because I know you’re going to ignore me and jump headfirst into...

What niche characterized your queer adolescence?

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer Have you ever realized you were queer and then realized the signs were definitely there when you were a teenager?...

Dear Peakie

By: Sara Brinkac, Peak Associate and Knower of All Dear Peakie, I’ve been trying to find the perfect barbecue to buy for my dad. My budget...

Biology students asked to download Grindr for research purposes

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer Biology students are claiming new identities after their REM 388 professor mistakenly assigned them a gay hookup app for homework.  Borne...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: June 21–27

By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor ARIES: Everyone shuns you for the water containers piling up in your room, but what about the unabashed fake scenarios...

Top Ten future COVID-19 denier movies

By: Craig Allan, SFU Student Maskless Saidie Jennings has been in a long term relationship — with her mask. It kept her warm, anonymous,...