How to get people on the bus to not talk to you

By: Holly French Sometimes it’s hard to not be a dick, especially when you’re stuffed in a smelly bus full of annoying people and you...

New and hot eats coming to SFU

By: Gabrielle McLaren As a surprising breath of fresh air following years of mismanagement and incompetence that have led to the only bar on the...

Where your SFU tuition dollars REALLY go

You know that you just emptied your wallet and your savings recently on tuition, but do you know where the money that would’ve allowed...

How to get to know your prof

By: Gabrielle McLaren Obviously, while making your schedule you had ratemyprofessors.com open in another tab, but you’ve been burned by inadequate reviews before — and...

Dear InstaCrush part two

read Dear Instacrush part 1 here! Dear @InstaCrush, It has happened. Our paths have crossed — and not just because I’ve scrolled to the end of...

Five ways that university is just like obedience school

By: Holly French Let’s face it — back-to-school season isn’t just for humans. Your furry, four-legged friends are headed off to obedience classes and they...

Secret SFU campus found beneath Burnaby Mountain exclusively for left-handed students

By: Vincent Justin Mitra, Peak Associate Construction workers were shocked late last week when they accidentally uncovered a hidden subterranean campus exclusively for left-handed students....

SFU Burnaby campus: A molehill made into a profitable mountain?

By: Aaron Richardson It has recently been discovered that the location of SFU’s Burnaby campus is not, as most believe, on top of Burnaby Mountain....

Say it with flowers

By: Gabrielle McLaren Because everybody was suffocating in their corsets, had their pantaloons in a bunch, or were starting to grapple with the horrible series...