Spot the first-year

By: Aaron Richardson Students at SFU don’t always get along; we all like and hate different things. But now that fall has come around and...

How to endure a family barbecue

By: Holly French What’s the difference between a family barbeque and a zoo? One is filled with horrible, ravenous, snarling beasts ready to tear each...

Worst of SFU

For those of you who don’t know, The Peak is running a feature this week made up of answers from actual students from a...

SFU architect myth false, but only technically

Although it is true that SFU architect Arthur Erickson did design prisons, the prisons that he designed were not the typical prisons that one...

Bees everywhere protest florals

Once again, summer has arrived. And once again, it has been accompanied by the widespread use of floral patterns — whether they’re on picnic...

Vancouver becomes largest recorded school zone because all Vancouverites are children

Vancouver mayor Gregor Robertson announced on Friday that, by the end of August, the entire City of Vancouver would be declared a school zone...

What’s on your menu?

Spaghetti At first, everything looks fine. The spaghetti relationship features meatballs prominently, and it’s just a slippery and fun go-to meal. This relationship is a...

Dear InstaCrush

Dear @InstaCrush, You know those people that you follow simply because they’re hot? Welp, you’re one of mine. I know I shouldn’t follow you because...

The sex ed. drinking game

  Sure, you can make lemonade when life gives you lemons, but what about those situations that are so bad that lemons, sugar, and ice...

Mating habits of the student

By far, the most interesting mating behaviour exhibited in the animal kingdom is that of the Student homo sapiens. Student homo sapiens are considered...