How to get HYPED for Halloween

By: Jessica Parsons Finally! The extravagant demon living inside of you can rejoice! As soon as the clock ticks to midnight of October 1, it...

SFU launches Wi-Fi network “SFUNET-INSECURE”

By: Gene Cole The studious computer science experts in the SFU Wi-Fi Dungeon have been working hard on systems that are vital to the modern...

What tortellini shouldn’t be filled with

By: Maxwell Gawlick Just as pastry lovers have developed monstrosities such as watermelon-filled and maple bacon-filled Pop-Tarts, pasta lovers have recently invented some horrifyingly creative...

Professors are now registering at Crate and Barrel instead of the bookstore

By: Aaron Richardson In the past, the hottest money-squeezing trend was requiring students to buy the textbooks professors had written themselves. But now, a NEW...

Things that are worse than wearing socks and sandals

  When a super attractive person is the biggest douche Right, so you meet this super attractive person on Tinder (or . . ....

Dear Instacrush part three

read Dear Instacrush part 1 here! read Dear Instacrush part 2 here! Dear Dumb @InstaCrush, You know, right as I think we take a step forward,...

How to survive dead, dry, and dreary lectures

By: Kathy Mak It’s always easy to get through the first two weeks of school because it flies by in the blink of an eye....

How to interpret your dreams

By: Holly French Ever been plagued by weird dreams and just can’t explain why? Well, for once, the planets may have aligned in your favour....

The 10 Commandments of using a public washroom

By: Gabrielle McLaren   I’m going to have to engrave these rules on the brutalist stone walls of this institution, or scrawl them on the bathroom...

How to get out of student debt? The answer will shock you!

By: Amal Javed Abdullah Are you drowning in student debt? Do you lay awake at night with the thought of a future with crippling financial...