Horoscopes August 8–14

By: Isabella Urbani, Mediator for the Stars Aries — Mar 21–Apr 19 Guess who’s becoming YouTube’s latest food vlogger? Who else is going to tell the...

Animal meeting concludes humans are garbage at recycling

By: Nathan T., Peak Associate Dear humans, We strongly encourage you to read the latest meeting minutes for the weekly Burnaby Mountain Conservation Area Bear Community...

Rogers is so “sowwy” about nationwide shortage!

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor Oh noOoOoO!!! Hey Canada, we’re besties for-eve-sies, right? So itty bitty me is so sowwy you felt like I let you...

Horoscopes: July 25–31

By: Hannah Kazemi, Peak Associate Aries You go to enroll and all of your courses are full except for one, so you choose three alternate courses...

Local Chinese student bravely claims watching movies is therapy

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor This week, The Peak scouted a student who was looking for an interview or a conversation about her experiences, “depending on...

Top 10 circumstances to get yourself in for an extension

By: Isabella Urbani, Staff Writer Walk in wearing a full body cast The least the teacher can do is help you actually enter...

Bugphobic person loves camping

By: Yelin Gemma Lee, Arts & Culture Editor The best thing to do in summer is to go camping. There is nothing more peaceful than being...

Leaked Among Us movie script

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor Gentle readers, The Peak received an exclusive sneak peek of a script we are afraid of . . . the Among...

Comics

By: Olivia Visser, Staff Writer

What does your favourite bottled water say about your midterm chances?

By: Luke Faulks, Opinions Editor The world is going to end in eight years thanks to climate change. Fortunately, the same corporations responsible for the...