The most popular Starbucks drink according to your major

By: Isabella Urbani, Staff Writer From the people who brought you your name intentionally spelled incorrectly, comes an even more aggravating experience to your local...

SFUnexplained: The geese are out to get us!

By: Olivia Visser, Staff Writer Have you noticed things just haven’t felt “right” lately? You’re not the only one. My pitch got no responses from...

YA lover disappointed SFU isn’t like their books

By: Emily Huang, SFU Student For many international students transitioning to university, the first year of school proves to be full of surprises, excitement, and disappointment....

Horoscopes: June 6–12

By: Max Lorette, Peak Associate Aries:  The stars have informed me that it is a good idea for you to stay inside as much as possible this...

Five exquisite ways to luxuriate in the dark academia aesthetic

By: Max Lorette, Peak Associate and Portrait Holder of Dorian Gray Have you recently finished reading The Secret History by Donna Tartt? Has the slow ascension...

Re: Are they incomplete assignments or just boundaries?

By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate Dearest Professor, Thank you for your email. While your message says I haven’t completed the assignment, I counter that I’m merely asserting...

SFU Surrey petitions to be the new It campus

By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer Fellow campuses, I’ve included some flattering prelude from my fellow campus, UBC, who had this wonderful, original stuff to say...

Horoscopes: May 30–June 5

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor, Supposed Seer Aries: Hey Aries, I have a secret for you. Mercury? They’re coming out of retrograde this week, and it...

SFU servers beg to be understood

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor Dear SFU student body, We’re not bad servers. Really. But I understand that for a healthy student-server relationship (like the one...

SFU presents new mental health companion: the puppy microwave

By: Olivia Visser, Staff Writer Dear SFU students, You know what time of year it is. Your two weeks of freedom after the Spring semester have...