Horoscopes Oct 10th–Oct 16th

By: Kelly Chia, reader of the Stars and fanfiction Aries: Take literary inspiration and dress up as a scarlet “A” this year, as in Scarlet Letter....

Top five ways to hide a pandemic

By: Michelle Young, Editor-in-Chief COVID-19 was declared a pandemic in 2020, but we’re over it now. It’s too much hassle and we’ve decided to...

Local student disappointed that icebreakers don’t involve actual ice (and other literal disappointments)

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, Staff Writer VANCOUVER — A student showed up to an icebreaker at the Goldcorp Centre for the Arts with an ice pick...

Here’s what you missed on Riverdale

By: C Icart, staff writer There are currently 117 episodes of Riverdale. I have seen all of them. Any ridiculous plotline you can possibly think...

Confessionals: Halloween girlie refuses to be confronted by her own fears

By: Ab-horror-nt and Valid (Kelly Chia, Humour Editor) I am human. I am mortal. And alas, I think I have an all too relatable conundrum....

Which trash panda are you?

By: Sharon Ha, SFU Student Trash pandas, otherwise known as raccoons of the family procyonidae, are not only cute, they are terrifying. Why? Because they...

Horoscopes Sept 26th–Oct 2nd

By: Max Lorette and Kelly Chia, Partners in Star Crimes Aries Don’t look now, Aries, but the junk folder in your email is beginning to...

An Ode To My Luvr

By: Hannah Kazemi, Overly Devoted Staff Writer Dear Renaissance,   Oh, how I love you so, You stand by me when I need you most; Your presence everlasting, unwavering,...

Reviewing Renaissance: The Best and The Worst

By: Hannah Kazemi, Official Taste-Tester & Staff Writer Hey fellow students, it’s Hannah, and today I’m reviewing the esteemed Renaissance Café. The heart and soul...

Soul Style Quiz: Fall-ing in love

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor Hello my darling sprouts, You may remember my mother before me, Sylvia XVII, whose express purpose was to divine your perfect...