The quintessential curriculum you will encounter as an English student

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor My fellow beloved English students, After having spent almost six years at this beloved institution, I have derived the perfect formula...

CONFESSIONALS: My summer of identity theft and unrequited love

By: The Impersonator Everyone has done it: enter the wrong classroom on the first day of school. You quickly grab a seat at the front...

SFUnexplained: Joy Johnson is the Editor-in-Chief of The Peak

By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer Joy Johnson is the president of Simon Fraser University. Or is she? I’ve given this a ton of thought...

Comics

By: Olivia Visser, Staff Writer  

The monster under my bed won’t pay rent

By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer Dear Mrs. Goldblum of Goldblum and Sons, I am writing to seek legal advice. I have this monster under my...

What’s on the Menu: Weekly reports with your best pal and racoon, Stinks

By: Nercya Kalino, Staff Writer Welcome back to What’s on the Menu. I am your best pal, Stinks the Raccoon, with the weekly report on what...

Authentic ramen connoisseur: Recipes from dormitory expert, Guy Ramsey

By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer It was the year 2011 and I had just come back from a trip to Japan, and all I wanted...

The Pool: The short, sad tale of Pascal Curious

By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer Pascal Curious walked from the library towards the Recreation Centre with a sluggish walk. Pascal was an ordinary student: they...

Horoscopes July 4–11

By: Max Lorette, Peak Associate and Supposed Village Soothsayer Aries: Have you connected with your inner child recently? If not, I think it’s ample time for you...

Top 10 ordinary things for your classmates to endure

By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer A pineapple Why not bring this mystery to class? You could either rock your pineapple like...