There are slugs in my kitchen but I’m a Humour writer so it’s funny

By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate There are slugs in my kitchen. As someone who uses this kitchen, I am not happy about this. However, as...

Student drops class for a serotonin boost

By: Craig Allan, SFU Student It was 2:30 in the morning, and I stared at my class selections on goSFU. I picked three classes to...

How to prepare for midterms in four easy steps

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor Editor’s note: this piece was inspired by content creator JASH’s “How To Lose Weight in 4 Easy Steps!”  on YouTube. ...

Top tips for success at SFU from a (struggling) student

By: Chitransh Motwani, SFU Student Take a nap. University is tiring, and we all love napping, so why don’t you just...

Fall drinks Starbucks should offer

By: Victoria Lopatka, Staff Writer Starbucks: some love it, some hate it, and some have strong caffeine cravings that draw them to it. Regardless, we...

Your SFU horoscopes: September 27–October 3

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: Listen to Canada’s unsung heroes: Nickelback. They get a lot of Nickelback-lash, but if I gave you five cents...

Imperfect Fits for falling into spooky season

By: Rusty, Ender of Worlds and Styler of Students Ah, yes, hello there. I am . . . what some may call Rusty. I see...

Student frustrated with The Peak’s “journalism quality” because crossword is too hard

By: Dev Petrovic, Peak Associate A recent act of puzzling aggression against The Peak — fuelled by kind of a tricky crossword — has sparked...

Top 10 useless superpowers you will get going to SFU

By: Craig Allan, SFU Student Cracking a watermelon open with your thighs With all the stair climbing and racing across campus to...

Scrunchie finds new meaning in life

By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer It had been 47 days since I had seen sunlight. An even 34 and a half days had passed since...