By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor
Shall I compare thee to an exam day?
Thou art more stressful and despicable:
Simon Fraser walls by clouds still grow grey
And...
By: Maya Beninteso, SFU Student
The cold, like hornets,
incessantly stinging at the back of your throat,
nibbling at, not only your toes,
but your will to live,...
By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor
Hear me out: president Joy Johnson is actually a hologram powered with artificial intelligence. She has given clear clues from...
By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor
This November, finals season looms with major assignments piling up like the laundry I’ve been meaning to do for three...
By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor
ARIES: You’re bold. Unconventional. Fucking feral. You’re a coyote, and more specifically the second one to make eye contact with...
By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer
The Absolutely TRUE Romantic Story of when SFU Met UBC
By: shy_SFUxUBC_sh!pper
Chapter: 1/?
Updated: November 10, 2016
Disclaimer: Okay, before you haters come...
