Fall 2021 courses to guarantee your survival

By: Victoria Lopatka SA 421W – Greetings, Flirting, & Transit in SFU Society  This course will re-introduce students to the study of socializing, post-social isolation. Students...

Research group “Mankind” denies new SFU research

By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate In a recent press report, gender-proud man and SFU materials science researcher Mike Roeskòp alleged that diamond remains the hardest...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: September 6–12

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor ARIES: You already know you’re the main character. Show that off with an obnoxiously loud SFU crest tie. Wear it...

Carter’s Declassified SFU Survival Guide

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer Congratulations on starting or returning to your SFU adventure in Fall 2021! Things have changed since the last time we...

Reckless and loud driver offers his tragic backstory

By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate While crossing the street near SFU Surrey campus, a few of The Peak staff narrowly avoided being run over by...

Comics

By: Sara Brinkac, Peak Associate

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: August 2–8

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor  ARIES: Isn’t it weird that Aries sounds like Ares, the Greek god of war? And that you’re at war with...

The SFU Avocado’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad experiences

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer   Dear SFU students, It is I, the famous SFU Avocado. I’d like you to know that, lately, my life has been...

SFU student accidentally wins award for culinary excellence

By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate Second-year SFU student Luke Kee was surprised after being voted the winner of an international award for culinary excellence on July...

Person blames astrology for all their problems

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor and Local Astrology Bitch  It started with the new moon in Cancer.  TikTok astrologers, who are obviously very trustworthy because they say...