By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor
ARIES: Wednesday is Vanilla Cupcake Day! The day will be a piece of cake after you stress-bake nine dozen cupcakes....
By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor
SFU administration announced updated health and safety guidelines applicable to all three campuses. The new guidelines, rather than focusing on...
By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor
ARIES: Play “Monster Mash” on repeat at a reasonable, quiet volume in every public space you inhabit. Nobody can tell...
