First-years deprived of icebreakers after climate change melts all remaining ice

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor This Tuesday, countless TAs discovered to their horror that it might not be possible to hold icebreaker activities for...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: September 2–8

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 This week you’ll be tested emotionally. You’ll meet your professors and know instantly that they...

CONFESSIONALS: All along, I was the closeted capitalist

Hey, SFU. I’m going to start by saying that this is really hard for me to talk about. It’s something I’ve struggled with my...

Fourth-year students try to sacrifice first-year student to the enrolment gods

Written by: Gabrielle McLaren Photo by: Chris Ho On the evening of July 16, SFU Security heroically saved a first-year student from a group of fourth-year...

Roommate life: Dishes held hostage

Written by: Vrinda Kapadia After a day of enduring a million hours of tedious lectures, snappy tutorials, and hastily finished assignments on an evening beautifully frosted...

The Demon and the Concrete Man – Chapter 2

Written by: Kelly Chia, Staff writer University > Simon Fraser University The Demon and the Concrete Man By: xxXRavenclaw_BeedieWannabeXxx Chapter: 2/? Updated: November 10th, 2016 Id: 694201111     “You sick son of...

SFU HOTTIE – July Profile

Written by: Winona Young, Staff Writer Illustrated by: Siloam Yeung OMFG! Hey you, #thirsty girls, gals, and non-binary pals, we’ve got a scoop for you. After...

Weirdest Library AskAway Asks

Written by:  Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate  We’ve all had those inevitable mental breakdowns when writing papers. These normally happen when we can’t find the articles we...

What (not) to do when your friends are all getting engaged

Written by: Hannah Davis, Peak Associate Illustrated by: Alice Zhang  So your friends are all getting engaged without you? So you were minding your own damn business...