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PHOTO (turned into EDIT): of someone sitting in the MBC food court (camera angle facing the restaurants) looking very constipated. In their hands should be a Robert Frost poetry book (should be available by request at the library). In front of the subject should be a prop that makes it look like they've just had some food at the caf.

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ILLUSTRATION: of Lana Del Rey's hologram (we should make it clear that it's a hologram make her body see-through if that makes sense). She should be on a stage that says 2025 SFSS Fall Kickoff. Below the stage are the backs of many students.

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