Winter Safety Tips

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If there’s one season that really wreaks havoc on SFU, it’s winter. Spring, summer and fall usually pass by without too much of a...
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Funny Page Recaps

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Plot updates for all the most popular syndicated comic strips we can’t afford to publish.   Adam@home: Adam spent time with his family and didn’t leave his...
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“Deranged mountain man” publicly executed after “stealing Christmas”

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WHOVILLE — The man who was believed to be responsible for having literally stolen Christmas from the quiet mountain town of Whoville was allegedly...
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Street performer struggling to juggle career and seven chainsaws

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GRANVILLE ISLAND— A local street performer who has spent the last five years of his life putting in over 60 hours a week working...
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Mental Alopecia #1

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Due to popularity of Movember, entire Gregorian Calendar changed to reflect hair-growth

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TORONTO — Thanks to the overwhelming popularity of the recently instated month of Movember, massive reforms are on the way to ensure that the...
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Lucky SFU student approved by BMO for credit card

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BURNABY — An extremely fortunate first-year student, who is sure to quickly become the envy of all his classmates, reportedly was hand-picked by the...
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HMV CEO “not quite sure” how the company is still in business

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LONDON — HMV CEO Trevor Moore told the media yesterday that he was “just floored” at how his company that sells exclusively products that...
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Trenchcoat makers baffled by decline in popularity of trenchcoats

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VANCOUVER — A continuing decline in the sale of trenchcoats has left industry insiders befuddled. Though once popular among private detectives and all around...
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Teenager stuns guitar shop with flawless rendition of “Sweet Child O’ Mine”

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SEATTLE — Open mouths, gaping jaws and teary eyes were in abundance at the Bellingham Guitar Center yesterday afternoon when workers and patrons were...
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