SFU Hockey riots after pile of dead rats in Residences is prioritized for NCAA accreditation

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Written by Dylan Webb, Sports Editor The NCAA National Committee has released their list of sports programs that will receive NCAA accreditation for the 2019–20...
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CONFESSIONALS: I convinced my professor to start the tapeworm diet

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Written by Ana Staskevich, Peak Associate Forgive me, SFU trash-panda gods, for I have sinned.  Disclaimer: I’m actually a PRETTY GOOD student with a decent enough...
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Quiz: Am I baby or am I just trying my best?

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Written by Kelly Chia, Staff Writer “Baby.” A one-word concept that has swept Twitter like renewed wildfire. The innocence, the dreaming, the heartbreak, the meme-ing...
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International studies student drops out because he only knows the names of countries he’s vacationed in

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Written by Ben McGuinness, Peak Associate SFU international studies (IS) student Blake Farther dropped out of his program as the latest victim of a common...
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A portfolio of my exes

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Student withdraws emotionally from classes, is refunded only 50% of their emotions

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor After three weeks of struggling to love education, an SFU student withdrew emotionally from all their courses on Friday...
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: September 23–29

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 Your superiority complex is in full blossom. And you need to manifest it. Irritate your...
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: September 16 – 22

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 Your reputation of blood, guts, and rage follows you everywhere. What you need this week is...
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Devil attends his first ever history seminar, tearfully thanks students who advocated for him

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Decades of SFU student activism have finally paid off, it seems. Last Monday, a HIST 466 seminar welcomed a...
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Most popular couple in grade 12 shockingly breaks up on third week of university

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Written by Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief BURNABY, BC — To the absolute shock of their community, Crystal Lemay and Hunter O’Brian, the hottest couple in the...
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