Meet the student complaining on Rate My Professors following a self-induced bad semester

By: Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer Some students choose to send their professor an email once in a while, or perhaps they may even pop into...

Where is the fourth floor of the AQ?

By: Molly Lorette, Peak Associate Have you ever stepped into the elevator on your way to a tutorial on the fifth floor of the AQ...

Warning signs that your feed may be plagued once again by the same regurgitated Halloween posts

By: Alex Masse, Peak Associate We all know them, or someone like them.  As summer leaves and the autumn chill weaves between our bones, you open...

SFU’s Hierarchy of Needs

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor Physiological needs Lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to  A bootleg textbook PDF missing half the pages...

Wildlife to move into Beedie student’s forest tattoo sleeve following increase in campus construction

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor Dear SFU, I know that with all those new stunning, only entirely gentrified cinder blocks you call your new Residence buildings...

Top ten people natural selection is coming for

By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Social media influencers It should come as no surprise that social media influencers are on this list, given the fact...

SFUnexplained: SFU works with other institutions to keep its student body here — and not in the ways you may think

By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer Have you ever thought about why those at the top of SFU make hundreds of thousands of dollars to ignore...

In-person dating horror stories

By: Serena Bains, Shangrila Plaza, and Paige Riding Horror movie binge (by Serena) When you live in Surrey, in-person dating means that going anywhere else is...

Student grateful to finally be able to use hoarded Bath & Body Works hand sanitizers from sixth grade

By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer With half the world being on fire and countless (often preventable) deaths being reported daily, it feels like everything is...

Rejected ideas for the Student Union Building (SUB)

By: Juztin Bello, Carter Hemion, Emma Jean, Paige Riding, Nathan Tok, and Sara Wong Escape room (By Juztin) As any SFU student knows, being on campus is...