Horoscopes February 13–19

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor Aries You’re known for firin’ things up, my dear Aries. I know, therefore, your adolescent heart could only belong to the...

Memoirs of a person who thinks we should know less about each other

By: C Icart, Staff Writer Excerpt from my long awaited memoir, Queen of Christmas. I still remember my first day on the job as a ....

Dear Peakie

By: Nercya Kalino, Staff Writer Dear Peakie, This question has drawn curtains upon my complexion, colouring my world a bland shade of . . . Blah....

SFU Burnaby fog’s top tips

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer A misty winter fog drifts through the winding roads that lead to the top of Burnaby Mountain, collecting at the...

Uneducated Opinion

By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer, SMRT What is the difference between Plato and Socrates’ definitions of utopia? As two of the most...

Dear Peakie

By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer and Expert Advice Giver Dear Peakie, I want to like, go beyond myself this year . . . like, really ascend...

Student Updates

By: Nathan T. The Koi from the AQ pond have been removed After years of entertaining graduating students during convocation and disappearing during winter, the koi...

Top ten ways to save your resolutions at the end of January

By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate 1. Ctrl + S For those of you who are tech-savvy, simply type “your resolutions” into the word processor of your...

Horoscopes January 30 – February 5

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Aries In this mysterious world full of unexpected coincidences, you are someday destined to end up in the same tutorial class...

Top ten ways to receive sweet, sweet academic validation

By: Hana Hoffman, SFU Student Go around campus on Halloween week Well, if you want something sweet, then get it on Halloween...