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15 Songs You Didn’t Know Were About Getting a Handjob in an Elevator

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Who knew all these songs were written about that specific sex act in that very specific location? Well, it’s true! Pretty crazy, huh? 1. “Let...
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Jehovah’s Witnesses recruit entire Girl Guides of Canada

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VANCOUVER — In an unforeseen development, Canada’s favourite millennialist restorationist Christian denomination has added a record amount of new members by forming a partnership...
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New chemotherapy iPad app allows cancer patients to spend their precious remaining days ignoring loved ones

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CALIFORNIA — Apple introduced a new application for the iPad this weekend which they believe will help put an end to those struggling with...
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Local man tattoos family crest on bicep as a tribute to being totally jacked

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YOUR REGION — After careful thought and deliberation, a local man has decided to make a permanent mark in honour of his own ripped...
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Tippy Top Ten: Writer’s Block

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Here are the Tippy Top Ten Ways to Conquer Writer's Block ...   10. Ummm... 9. Uhhh… 8. Just, you know… 7. Check your e-mail? 6. Wait it out, you’ll think...
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Wacky World Cup Predictions that Could Make You Rich!

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Every four years, the world comes together for one of the greatest sporting events our planet has to offer. Unfortunately, this event is a...
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Wedding cancelled after bride-to-be unexpectedly gets off at Sapperton

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NEW WESTMINSTER - A local man has put an end to his upcoming wedding ceremony after his future bride got off transit three stops...
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INFOGRAPHIC: Why we’re doing so much heroin

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Tippy Top Ten: Google Cars

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Here are the Tippy Top Ten Reason to Get Excited About Google's Self-Driving Car...   10. We can’t be far off from a self-paddling canoe 9. No...
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What if Famous Speeches Were Text Messages Instead?

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Have you ever wondered what it would’ve been like if cellphones and the Internet had existed when famous historical figures were around? If you...
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.

Contact us:
[email protected]

© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024