Man embarrassed by all the drunk dials he made last night to 911

SURREY – A local man is very regretful of his behaviour last night after he woke up to discover he had drunkenly gotten in...

Study: Depression affects 10 out of 10 worthless people

A new study from a group of self-proclaimed “failure” scientists has found that 10 out of 10 waste of space human beings suffer from...

Tippy Top Ten: Alternatives to Working a Summer Job

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Most Lucrative Alternatives to Working a Summer Job...    10. Invent a time machine and sell it for $1,000 9. Collect...

“Get Lucky” odds-on favourite to repeat as 2014 Song of the Summer

Daft Punk’s 2013 hit song “Get Lucky” is expected to once again claim the title of ‘song of the summer’ in 2014, according to...

History’s Greatest Friendly Political Wagers

The “Friendly Political Wager” is one of the great traditions of both sports and politics. Symbolic bets between two rival city’s political leaders is...

Tippy Top Ten: BlackShades Malware

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Signs Your Computer is Infected with BlackShades Malware...   10. Search history includes several variations of “blackshades cool guys” 9. Gut...

Tippy Top Ten: Donald Sterling

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Most Appropriate Punishments for Donald Sterling...   10. Spend eternity in black heaven 9. Have fate decided by OKC referees (am...

High school graduates throw off hats in act of rebellion

YOUR REGION – School administration from a local high school are still reeling after their carefully planned senior commencement was effectively ruined by a...

Do you know how hard I work to put food on this family’s table?

Listen up, I’ve been hearing a lot of complaints tonight and I’ve got to say that I am downright sick of it. Can I get...