Cops: The Musical hits sour note in Ferguson

Fifteen people have been hospitalized with varying injuries after the debut performance of Cops: The Musical in Ferguson, Missouri resulted in violent rioting. Eyewitnesses...

Burning down the house

A fire department in the Lower Mainland has recently come under fire for reportedly hiring only attractive, strapping young individuals instead of older, more...

The five stages of grief (of having gone to the bathroom without your phone)

1) Denial and Isolation: Hmmm, your phone’s usually in the left pocket. Maybe it’s in the right one? Nope, not there either. You might’ve accidentally...

Writer gets article published in The Peak

Max Hill, a communications student currently studying at Simon Fraser University, recently had this very article published in the humour section of The Peak,...

Burger King seizes Tim Hortons through Red Wedding-style acquisition

On August 26, in a move that no one could have possibly predicted — except maybe economists who have already read the books —...

Nuclear missile codes leaked in botched nude celebrity photo hack attempt

Inspired by last week’s infamous leaked photos of dozens of Hollywood’s top actresses, a new hack attempt of Google Drive almost caused further damage;...

Male teen confused by girl who actually came over to just watch a movie

A Coquitlam teen has been left frustrated and confused after his crush agreed to watch a movie at his place, then proceeded to not...

Five sure signs it’s almost fall at SFU

1. The levels of chlorophyll in a deciduous tree’s organs begin to drop, in response to lower temperatures and reduced hours of daylight. 2. Following...

Previously home-schooled student shocks new classmates by being totally normal

Students of Mrs. Jamieson’s Grade Seven class were shocked to learn that the new girl, Susan Barns, who was once described by her classmates...