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New to SFU? Missed clubs day? Finding it hard to make friends? Tired of sitting alone on Friday reading from the Book of Cthulu?...

TransLink to slap toll on Jeff Bridges

By Liam Britten Sources: The Dude “does not abide” gouging commuters Despite recently taking heat over increasing tolls on major Lower Mainland roads, transportation giant TransLink...

Petter Watch: Nov 5, 2012

Petter switches to a safety pin after stabbing himself repeatedly with poppy.

Listless: LipDub Money

Things we could've gotten for the 25 Gs we spent on the LipDub   - Twenty-five thousand $1 hookers - One $25,000 hooker - $25,000 in VD medication -Pay...

Graph Fix

By Rachel Brauer and Adam Dewji

Peak Humour Costume Catalogue!

              Sexy Hoarder I want to hoard your hand                     Sexy War of 1812 I get to be on top this time, eh                     Sexy Irish potato famine victim I'd do anything...

Ski Ninjas: Pyramid Head

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

Petter Watch:October 29, 2012

Petter sick of having to be the back end of the horse costume for third year in a row.

Bank of Canada declares nation’s economy ‘haunted’

By Liam Britten (Necro-economicist) Bank rules out Leprechaun-related hijinks causes for demonic happenings After weeks of speculation and nervous hand-wringing by economists and psychics across the...

Word on the Street:October 29, 2012

Q: Halloween is just around the corner. Tell us, what is it makes you squirm?               Charles Manson Scary man Dolphins. I hate the clicking noise they make....