Said the Squid: Fish Maps

By Jeff Hollett and Lori-Lee Thomas at Said the Squid

Catfield: Tuesdays

By Gary Lim

Leyland Watch: November 13, 2012

Tony Leyland explains the biomechanics of him putting his foot up your ass. 

Science triumphs over bees

Mankind finally defeats the buzzing, honey producing menace.  Moths next say scientists By Andrew McLachlan No, not the bees! Not the bees!!!   Scientists are celebrating today as,...

Word on the Street: November 13, 2012

Q: Obama-rama is palpable in the streets as Barack Obama is re-elected to serve a second presidential term. Thoughts?             “Hooray, I was important.” Ohio 7th largest state             “I’m...

The “maintenance of the last shred of dignity” contract of 2012

Drafted by the Committee Against the Walk of Shame We, the undersigned, do solemnly swear to abide by the following terms and conditions: Section 1 (Relating...

Petter Watch: November 13th, 2012

Petter decides, “Fuck it” and just changes his SFU e-mail. 

Disney to buy out your entire childhood

Disney concocts their most evil scheme since The Return of Jafar By Gary Lim Space Mountaineer Shocking news came from Disney Corporation after a confidential memo from...

Ski Ninjas: Breakfast Cereal

By Kyle Lees at The Daily Snooze

Picket Line Cheat Codes

  Can’t find the blue key that unlocks that damn picketline? Tired of having to grind outside the Highland to grind inside the Highland? TSSU...