DOs

“Oh McFogg honey, no.  I don’t know who told you leather hooker boots and a plaid skirt was the look for mascots this year, but they were sadly mistaken. PS: You might be a dog, but that mustache screams “bear!”

DON’Ts

“Wizards are so 2008. But really Andy, you definitely pull that off.  Jk. (Rowling)”