Shaheen Virk

Illustration of Joy Johnson smirking as she reads a cover of The Peak, with an illustration of Joy Johnson on it.
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SFUnexplained: Joy Johnson is the Editor-in-Chief of The Peak

Humour July 15, 2022

By: Yasmin Vejs Simsek, Staff Writer Joy Johnson is the president of Simon Fraser University. Or is she? I’ve given this a ton of thought and at this point, there is not a doubt in my mind that Joy Johnson is actually Editor-in-Chief at The Peak.  Okay, hear me out! First of all, Joy Johnson is like the most powerful person at SFU. I bet you she has people at her beck and call to do whatever she asks. Want a 3:00 a.m. bagel? She’ll probably have it within the hour. Fancy a private whale-watching tour in pouring rain? She’s…

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an arm being tattooed. tattoo is American Traditional-style heart and arrow with banner that reads "my major"
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Terrible tattoos to match your major

Humour November 26, 2021

By: Victoria Lopatka, Staff Writer Business  You should get a tattoo of the scene in The Wolf of Wall Street where Mark Hanna and Jordan Belfort — played by Matthew McConaughey and Leonardo DiCaprio — go to lunch. Hanna does…

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A person looks down at The Peak's crossword with a pen and coffee, appearing frustrated
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Student frustrated with The Peak’s “journalism quality” because crossword is too hard

Humour November 25, 2021

By: Dev Petrovic, Peak Associate A recent act of puzzling aggression against The Peak — fuelled by kind of a tricky crossword — has sparked confusion among the publication’s student-journalists and staff members. A not-so-frequent reader of The Peak, who…

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Your new teen show obsession: Blue’s Clues

Humour July 11, 2021

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer   The CW recently leaked a script of its newest revival. The victim? Blue’s Clues. We at The Peak are giving you an exclusive preview of their latest broody hit. We know. We didn’t ask…

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Your new pandemic best friend: the raccoon

Humour May 17, 2021

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer  Are you looking for some raccoon therapy? Imagining a domesticated life with our residential furry friends? Well, we’ve made some observations of our most popular raccoons, and we think they’re ready to help you through…

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What Grinds Our Gears: Professors who don’t update their syllabi

Opinions April 7, 2021

by Alesha Garcha, SFU Student I am tired of professors at SFU thinking their tenure means they do not have to adjust their syllabus, especially when their course’s failure rate is incredibly high. Students pay a premium dollar to learn,…

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POV: You’re a pen left in Images Theatre since March 2020

Humour March 8, 2021

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer DAY 1 - March 17, 2020  It’s nearly 8:30 a.m., which means it’s time for class. I’ve been laying on the ground of Images Theatre since 7:21 p.m. yesterday, when Annie had a meltdown upon…

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Turns out I’m the worst international studies major out there

Humour March 2, 2021

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student There are times during the pursuit of my international studies degree where I am genuinely excited to get out there and be a functioning member of a major security organ, for the sake of the…

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Your favourite houseplant reveals how you are coping with remote learning

Humour February 22, 2021

By: Charlotte Gravert, SFU Student If you are a fellow plant parent, you are likely to have this one green friend that gets a little extra attention than its siblings (and maybe your actual siblings, too). We bet that by…

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SFU x UBC: a forbidden love

Humour February 11, 2021

By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer Vancouver’s January air struck through the bones, the same as always. That is to say, it was cold, but if you expressed this to anyone outside the Lower Mainland, they’d laugh at you.  She pulled…

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