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CONFESSIONALS: MPA, ALA . . . I couldn’t tell you the difference

Humour June 25, 2020

Written by Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer For much too long, I’ve been a pretender. I’ve fooled everyone — but I can’t smile in silence anymore. No, I am not guilty of identity theft (anymore). Worse: I still can’t figure out the difference between APA and MLA.  Maybe it’s because of my primary school years, when I first put my name on another kid’s addition and subtraction homework. Or my time in high school, when I refused to provide a works cited, no matter which assignment it was for, in spite of the school librarian’s lectures on “the importance of citations.” As…

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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 22–28

Humour June 22, 2020

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: You’re like the sticker on a window warning about the installed security system inside. Sure, you’re intimidating and all, but that “more bark than bite” cliché resonates more loudly than the alarm that…

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Student opens up about unwinding from tedious household chores through tedious Animal Crossing chores

Humour June 21, 2020

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Paul, an SFU student used to living with two roommates in a bachelor pad during the school year, found his life flipped upside down when ordered to fly home in the wake of the…

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Top 5 alluring fragrances to wear on Zoom

Humour June 18, 2020

Written by Michelle Young, Staff Writer What the hell does “Zoom casual” mean? We’re all still figuring it out. As we put on our best dress shirts and pajama bottoms, we’ve been neglecting something very important: our aroma. Yes, no…

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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 15–21

Humour June 15, 2020

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: This week may be stressful for you, Aries. Try meditating now so that later you can really enunciate your not-so-passive aggressive comments. Better yet, try slam poetry. Your yelling will go over great…

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I’ve become my tarot deck’s puppet

Humour June 15, 2020

Written by Molly Lorette, SFU Student Ever since I bought my first tarot deck, my fate has been sealed.  “One card wouldn’t hurt,” I told myself. I pulled out a card, The Devil. Later that very same day, Karen asked…

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Andrew Petter, amongst others, provide statements in solidarity against racism

News June 15, 2020

Written by: Michelle Gomez, News Editor and Paige Riding, News Writer SFU President Andrew Petter has released a statement on SFU’s stance against racism. “The events of recent days add further urgency to this cause. Racism has no place in…

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The culinary arts are more than just a hobby

Features June 14, 2020

By: Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer Coming from a household of cooking snobs, where the kitchen is one of the most crowded spaces in the house and family dinners consist of unwanted culinary feedback, it’s not surprising that I have always…

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“You will not BELIEVE what my 5-year old succulent did today!”: a plant mommy blog

Humour June 9, 2020

By: Hannah Davis, Peak Associate  Hey fellow Succies! I hope you like that name I’ve coined for all you fellow plant mommies! Wow! Today has been a stressful week. My succulent turned 5-years old and the house was in chaos…

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CONFESSIONAL: I just can’t stop ending Zoom calls!

Humour June 9, 2020

By: Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer It started a few months ago, when everything ended. Face-to-face interaction, that is. I thought it was finally over, that I was free from the paralyzing prison of others’ eyes and the mortifying ordeal of…

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