HUMOUR
SFU Burnaby’s first honest tour script
May 29, 2019Written by: Nathaniel Tok, Peak Associate Remember when you were in your first year staring in wonder at the trash in the reflecting pond as a cheerful tour guide made an obligatory canned joke about illicit activities in the avocado? Well, now you’re in your sixth year, and the magic is gone, just like the guy you bought your faulty online Mastering Economics password from. Meanwhile, your parents’ neighbour’s niece’s dog walker is entering SFU to do pre-med/business law with a concentration in Big Data Bioinformatics. Now he wants you to show him around because he missed his official I…
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Cold Case Files: Where Did the Fucks I Gave Go?
May 28, 2019Written by: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer I sighed, placing a stick of scholastic burnout between my teeth and taking a long drag. I had come a long way from the academic ingenue I used to be. She would scoff at…
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Cryptids of SFU
May 28, 2019Written by: Ahmed Ali Exploratory Journal of Unconfirmed Science May 20th of the year 2019 I, Count Henry Hamilton Reginald III, embarked on a bone-chilling adventure into one of the world’s most isolated environments: The Mysterious Mountain of Simon Fraser.…
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Andrew Petter unable to leave SFU after becoming trapped in construction labyrinth of his own making
May 27, 2019Written by: Kitty Cheung, Staff Writer & Zoe Vedova, Humour Editor BURNABY, B.C. — After announcing his intent to step down from presidency in December 2018, SFU president Andrew Petter, 66, became unable to vacate his position after becoming trapped in…
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Yoga on the Go
May 21, 2019Written by: Ana Staskevich, Staff Writer Illustration by: Mo-Molin The start of a semester is messy. Most chaotic of all are mornings. You find yourself hitting snooze five times, brewing a new pot of coffee with your eyes barely open, and…
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Survival guide: Talking about Game of Thrones
May 20, 2019Written by: Nathaniel Tok, Peak Associate "What did you think about Game of Thrones last night?” Freeze. Take a deep breath and look contemplative before you spiral into panic because you've never watched this show. After eight straight years of…
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CO-OP Comic
May 18, 2019Comic by Ryan Blackwell [caption id="attachment_109598" align="alignnone" width="410"] Comic by Ryan Blackwell[/caption]
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SFU student is “like, pissed” nobody is applauding them for taking one (1) summer course
May 18, 2019Written by: Winona Young, Head Staff Writer Local SFU student Ivanna Trancefer is outraged at the lack of recognition from the academic community after she enrolled in one (1) course this summer 2019 term. “Like, I don’t get why I’m…
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QUIZ: What’s Your Perfect Summer Getaway That You’ll Never Go On?
May 17, 2019Written by: Zoe Vedova [typeform_embed type="embed" url="https://peakmultimedia.typeform.com/to/h4IsJm"]
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