HUMOUR
Cryptid Spotlight: Tiny Tormenters
November 16, 2022By: Nathan T, Peak Associate As midterm week rolls around, so too do the trials and tribulations of SFU students. None more so than the poor engineering computer science and business students in the SFU Surrey campus. Uninformed Burnaby Mountain-only individuals will marvel at the fact that the SFU Surrey Campus sits on one of the busiest shopping malls in Surrey. Some might expect it to be a blessing but for many a keener student, this prime location serves only as a wellspring of torment and anguish. There have been many unconfirmed reports (confirming would involve too much work) of…
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Revenge of the Stomach: Digestive Boogaloo
November 16, 2022By: Olivia Visser, Opinions Editor Ah, it’s you again. I’ll admit, your response to my last letter left me with a bit of hopeless optimism. You seemed receptive for once. No lashing out in anger, no irritable bowels. You really…
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What Pop-Tart flavour are you?
November 16, 2022By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer, Brainwashed by Teen Vogue If you’re anything like me, you spent many late nights as a 12-year-old flipping through pink-centric girlie tween magazines. You read about all of the latest celeb gossip and took many…
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Horoscopes: November 14–19
November 13, 2022By: Hana Hoffman, SFU Student Aries You woke up feeling tired, it’s just one of those days. But remember that energy-boosting mushroom item you had the last time you played Mario Kart? Yes, it’s still in your possession because you…
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The Student Learning Commons arranges a studying event with pigeons
November 9, 2022By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate BREAKING NEWS — The Student Learning Commons (SLC) at SFU is saying soar-y after their catastrophic “studying with pigeons” event held last Thursday afternoon. This event’s mandate was to help prepare students for exams in…
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SFU Student Update
November 8, 2022By: Nercya Kalino, Staff Writer Key Updates SFU innovatively stands by mediocre Health and Counselling services The location of the office being at the bottom of the Maggie Benston Centre, lack of lighting, and general difficulty in getting an appointment…
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My very brave fashion-forward journey of being mirrorless
November 7, 2022By: Petra Chase, Arts & Culture Editor Like your average 20-something budgeting in Vancouver, I exist without a full-sized mirror. This makes for treacherous mornings for your aspiring Gilmore Girl. I’d like to think I exist in a perpetual 2000’s…
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Horoscopes: November 7–11
November 6, 2022By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer, Bitter and Critical Aries You started listening to Christmas music as soon as the clock striked midnight on November 1st. We know you do it to cope with the impending doom that comes with finals…
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A love letter to Prozac
November 2, 2022By: C Icart, Staff Writer Prozac and I are high school sweethearts. I met them as I was rebounding from Zoloft — that relationship was so toxic. We’ve been on-again-off-again ever since, but I actually think we’re soulmates. I’m not…
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Comics
October 31, 2022By: Angela Shen [caption id="attachment_123670" align="alignleft" width="318"] ILLUSTRATION: Angela Shen / The Peak[/caption] [caption id="attachment_123669" align="alignright" width="316"] ILLUSTRATION: Angela Shen / The Peak[/caption]
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