Hannah Davis
A tale of one-night stands
July 6, 2018Written by: Hannah Davis This is an ode to the one-night stand! To the people who’ve gone home With some random person And a one night break for your hand. Ever been surprised by a condom in your hair, Or gone to bed in a stranger’s shirt? Has a booty call ever given you taxi fare After losing your wallet at the Fortune concert? Picture this: you wake at the break of dawn You’re confused ‘cause you’re not in your bed Unsuccessfully stifling a giant yawn, You wish that last night you’d gone home instead. Why is this room so…
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SFU conspiracies: the ski resort theory
June 22, 2018By: Hannah Davis Does anyone else think it strange that Simon Fraser University is placed right on the top of a mountain? Do you know what mountains are for? They are for climbing, not learning. They are also for staring…
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Comedic Poetry: A year in three acts
June 18, 2018By: Hannah Davis FALL Today is the day First day back to classes And I know I’m going to do it I will kick these classes’ asses. Now in my first lecture And the prof already lost me She whispers…
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At the Rogers Arena
June 16, 2018By: Hannah Davis Rogers Arena is one of the more spacious venues in downtown Vancouver, and it’s perfect for accommodating lavish performances. I’m here to see Stars on Ice with my family, a tour which showcases athletes from current and…
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Drinks we made in first year
June 4, 2018By: Gene Cole, Hannah Davis, and Malcolm MacRitchie Bad Decision Fireball straight out of the mickey Mixed Berry Dole juice to chase Fireball was invented by someone who said, “Alcohol does not burn enough, so let’s make it burn some…
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Shitty Business Pitch: The Gargoyle Guys living gargoyles
May 30, 2018By: Hannah Davis Shitty Business Pitch: Living Gargoyles We can all agree that gargoyles are timeless; there is absolutely no other way to describe them. Their hunched posture, dragon-like wings, and overall demonic appearance give any home an air of…
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At the Orpheum
May 25, 2018By: Hannah Davis Ambience: A The Orpheum was built in 1927, and it shows; the venue has character that seems to hint at the history the building holds. I have been to more than one show at the Orpheum, and…
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Director’s Spotlight: Todd Haynes
May 14, 2018By: Hannah Davis Todd Haynes’s films can be described as anything from eccentric and fascinating to raw and heartwarming. He is an American director and screenwriter whose films include Velvet Goldmine (1998), I’m Not There (2007), and Carol (2015). I’m…
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A student’s experience at the Kin Games 2018
March 31, 2018By: Hannah Davis The Kinesiology Games (Kin Games) is an annual kinesiology conference which brings university students together for three days to meet new friends, network, learn, compete, and promote their respective schools’ kinesiology programs. Universities from across Canada send…
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Stuff we like and don’t like
March 6, 2018By: Hannah Davis Stuff We Like: People who let us pet their dogs In my experience of approaching dog walkers to ask if you can give their pup some pats, there are two basic ways the person can react. The first…
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