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Peakie gets real
January 30, 2024By: Cam Darting, SFU Student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I started crocheting to help manage stress, but now there are crochet mushrooms everywhere in my apartment. They’ve taken on a life of their own. Don’t get me wrong; I love having 100 mushroom besties to help me decipher the hidden messages in my dreams. The issue is I can never get any work done anymore because I’m constantly getting distracted by my mushroom friends. How do I halt the spread of the crochet mushroom spores? Sincerely, Oh Yarn, I’m Hooked Dear Oh Yarn, I’m Hooked, This sounds…
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Horoscopes January 8 – 12
January 8, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries March 21–April 19 IN: Rewatching Riverdale season 6. Do it for the superpowers. OUT: Stirring your tea with a fork (seriously, why do you do that?). Taurus April 20–May 20 IN: Covering the dead…
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Red Carpet Chats: VAFF showcases outstanding Asian talent for the 27th year
November 22, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor The Vancouver Asian Film Festival (VAFF) just wrapped up its 27th edition. VAFF aims to showcase and support films from Asian Canadians and Asian diasporic communities. This year, audiences were spoiled with options, as the…
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Why I support the BC rat takeover
November 14, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor As you know, cities in beautiful British Columbia (not my words; I just read it off a license plate) are constantly at the top of all sorts of lists. For example, Vancouver and Victoria are…
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Peakie is here to help you navigate injustice
November 14, 2023By: Cam Darting and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, How do I get Vancouverites to up their fashion game? It is so exhausting to have everyone stare at me when I’m walking down Commercial Drive wearing a basic dress.…
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iPads should have calculators
October 24, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor I think it’s time we all came together and called on whoever is in charge of Apple (no, I will not look it up) to put a calculator on their wannabe PearPads. It is absolutely…
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Clapback from the backpacks
October 20, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor Alright, some serious backpack slander happened in this paper last week, and we’re not just going to lie down and take it. Who is we, you ask? Everyone sensible enough to know that backpacks are…
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Local enby whispers righty-tighty lefty-loosey to themselves as they assemble IKEA furniture
October 20, 2023By: C Icart, Humour Editor After a months-long arduous battle to get a single Metro Vancouver landlord to rent their overpriced apartment to them, 24-year-old Blue Rose (which is 100% not a pseudonym I am making up for myself) finally…
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Pomeranians, performances, and properties, oh my!
October 17, 2023By: Kaja Antic, Sports Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I was at the SFU Gallery in the AQ admiring a painting of a very cute pomeranian when I saw its eyes move ever-so-slightly like they were following…
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A chat with our favourite advice columnist
October 6, 2023By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, The other day, my friend asked me to close the blinds, revealing a very embarrassing truth about myself: I don’t know how blinds work. And can you blame…
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