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Your last-minute Halloween costume survival guide

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Halloween is fast-approaching, and there’s a good chance you have an invite or two to respond to. If you’re in need of a last-minute costume, we got you. All of these are cheap, easy to assemble, last-minute ideas for your average costume procrastinator. So sit back, relax, and let us help you half-ass Halloween this year.

Your own evil twin

The ultimate money-saving costume, dressing as your own evil twin only requires one item: a fake moustache. You can either paint one on with an eyebrow pencil (this works especially well for a thin, French-style moustache) or buy a fake one. – MJHeviltwin_cmyk

The pink girl emoji

Have a plain pink shirt? Can you make your hair and face look plain? Perfect, you can be the emoji of a girl in a pink shirt. She has a few different poses and faces; just make sure you’re making a different pose in every photo taken that night. – TC

coolcat_cmykOne cool cat

Back in second year, I really wanted to wear a costume, but I didn’t have the confidence to go full out. I decided to wear all black with a leather jacket and sunglasses. To top it off, I wore cat ears. I was a real cool cat (and yes, I did get the idea from an episode of Community). – JP

Becky with the good hair

Slap on a nametag saying “Becky,” and then spend the rest of the time on your hair. – AFbecky_cmyk

Pirate

If you ever have to get ready for a costume party quickly, and don’t have dress-up clothes, being a pirate is fast and simple. Throw on a striped shirt and some black denim shorts or pants, and you’re most of the way there. Search your room for some black boots and a red scarf or bandana to tie around your head, and you’re set! Optional: a single hoop earring or cardboard sword. – MO

hockey_cmykHockey player

Own a hockey jersey? Put it on. Now you’re a hockey player. Welcome to the team. – NB

Error

Run to your computer and print off a page that says “404 COSTUME NOT FOUND.” There you have it, you’re an error. – NR

Beauty queen runner-uprunnerup_cmyk

Super quick, and super fun. All you have to do is apply a lot of mascara to your eyelashes and your cheeks. In order to really sell it, you can wear a sash that says “runner-up.” But the mascara will be enough to convince folks you’re one sad little beauty queen. – NS

SFU defeats Northwest Nazarene in straight sets

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Emma Jennings finished the game with 11 kills.

A night after the women’s soccer team beat the Northwest Nazarene Crusaders 3–0 on home turf, the volleyball team took its turn, winning a 3–0 sweep against the Idaho rivals in the West Gym on Friday.

Despite the seemingly easy win — with SFU winning the three sets 25–21, 25–18, 25–15 — there were a lot of unforced errors, and many of the sets lasted longer than SFU would have liked. But with the win, they aren’t complaining.

“It’s always nice to get a conference win, so I’m happy with the result,” said head coach Gina Schmidt. “We had a few lapses of letting them back in the game with some unfocused play, but we did a good job of refocusing and getting the job done.”

In the first set, SFU quickly jumped out to a 10-point lead, 16–6. However, they let the Crusaders right back into the set with a five-point run, and eventually founds themselves up by only 22–21. After a timeout, three straight points gave SFU the set.

Midway through the second, Northwest Nazarene found its first lead of the game at 14–12, after a four-point run. A nine-point run gave SFU a decisive lead, and the Clan won the set by seven points.

SFU didn’t surrender the lead at all during the third set. After the first two serves, they led by at least two points, ending with a 10-point victory.

Middle blocker Tessa May led the attack with 16 kills, while senior outside hitters Emma Jennings and Devon May both put up double-digit kills — 11 each. Jennings leads the team in kills with 162 over the course of the season, while Devon is close behind with 157.

Libero Alison McKay was key on the defensive side of the game, putting up 14 digs. McKay leads the Great Northwest Athletic Conference (GNAC) for digs with 358.

Just over halfway into the 2016 season, if SFU can keep up its winning ways, the team appears to be in contention for an NCAA Division II playoff spot.

Just eight teams from the West Region — which contains the GNAC, as well as the California Collegiate Athletic Association and PacWest conferences — make the playoffs. The three division leaders gain automatic entry, while the next five best teams from any of the three conferences gain an invitation. Last year, three GNAC teams — Alaska Anchorage, Central Washington, and Western Washington — made it.

With a 12–2 record against West Region opponents (as only one of SFU’s non-conference games was also a non-regional game), it seems that SFU should have a fighting chance, GNAC title or not. Even Alaska Anchorage, the GNAC leader and team currently on track for an automatic playoff berth, is not untouchable with a 7–0 conference record.

But SFU doesn’t have much breathing room. The win kept SFU in sole possession of second place in the GNAC with a 6–1 conference record. With two teams immediately behind SFU in the standings, the Clan can’t afford to lose too many games. Had Northwest Nazarene won, SFU would have been drawn into a four-team tie for second place.

“The conference is really tight, so every game is important, every win is important, so we’re just focusing on one game at a time and that’s all you can do with a conference this tight,” said Schmidt.

TONIGHT: The Clan takes on the Central Washington Wildcats at 7 p.m. in the West Gym. The Wildcats are one of the two teams immediately behind SFU with a 5–2 record.

Central Washington leads the entire NCAA Division II in blocking, with 2.74 blocks per set. Last season, SFU lost both games to the Wildcats in five sets.

“[They’re] a big physical team, so we’ve got to make sure we’re mixing up our offence, keeping them off balance and hopefully serving them tough to keep them out of system,” said Schmidt.

NEW MUSIC FRIDAY

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By: Tegan Gallilee-Lang, Courtney Miller, Jessica Pickering, and Jessica Whitesel

Follow The Peak on Spotify to stay up to date on New Music Friday.

“24K Magic” – Bruno Mars

Jessica Whitesel: OMG whyyyyyyyy? I’m 10 seconds in, and I’m just like nope, not the autotune. Also it’s this weird mix of like modern music but I also feel like it wouldn’t be out of place in a movie or TV show about the ‘70s since I’m getting a kind of disco vibe from it. It’s weird and doesn’t make sense.

Jessica Pickering: I hate Bruno Mars so much. If you think you like him, listen to Donald Glover’s cover of “Marry You” and try to tell me Mars’ version is better. Can’t wait for a good artist to cover this and make it decent.

Tegan Gallilee-Lang: Near the beginning of this song I was not ready to accept that this was in fact Bruno Mars singing, because surely Bruno Mars is the last person who needs autotune. Later I had to admit that despite electronic influences this song definitely has a distinctly uptown funk.

Courtney Miller: The beginning had me worried because of all the vocal effects, but they dissipated quickly and it was easier to enjoy the song. It’s not Mars’ best work, but it’s decent enough that I won’t complain when it comes on someone’s mix.

“Surfin’” – Kid Cudi feat. Pharrell Williams

JW: I want to like this song, but I also want to hate this song. It’s one of the ones where you need to listen more than once to get a feel for it. Lyrically though it’s not Cudi’s strongest so there’s that.

JP: I give this song a loud and resounding NOPE. There’s too much going on, I feel so attacked right now. Y’all need to chill.

TGL: This song had a lot of potential because of that groovy (excuse the word — I promise I’m not 50) beat, but then it went absolutely nowhere! Cudi, probably: “Wow that intro was really great! Song finished amirite?”

CM: The introduction is too long and not dynamic. Coupled with an immediately overly repetitive chorus, I’m basically over this before it’s begun. I was hopeful when I saw Pharrell’s name on this song, but I’m decidedly disappointed. There are some good verses once you get into the song, but overall this song isn’t worth the time.

“Peace of Mind” – The Killers

JW: I knew that the Killers were on this playlist since I made it, but in the beginning it sounds like Muse. I was like no, there was no Muse on this list when I made it, so why is it here now? Then halfway through, it starts to sound more like the Killers, but honestly it’s one of their weaker tracks — and that’s saying a lot, given their post-Hot Fuss career trajectory.

JP: Honestly, if it’s not “Mr. Brightside,” I just don’t give a shit. This is just sad in more ways than one. I officially have stopped caring about the Killers.

TGL: I really wanna love this song, but all I kept thinking was, “Are they really going to use the same three chords the whole song?” Would listen again though, due to smooth Killers vocals.

CM: I know Tumblr has an obsession with Brandon Flowers, and lyrically, I’m on board. Musically though, I think I’m just not in the mood for such a mellow, slow song with lightly strained vocals. The layers are good, and if I was in a laid-back and reflective state, snuggled up in blankets with hot chocolate, I might be more into this.

“Let’s Hurt Tonight” – OneRepublic

JW: This song is for teen love-related angst. Seeing as I’m not a teen, or in love, or in angst over love, this song is just so blargh. I guess musically it is classic OneRepublic, but I’m just waiting to see awkward middle school kids slow dance across my computer screen.

JP: This is miles better than last week’s OneRepublic song. That being said, it sounds like everything else they’ve ever done. I stand by my original opinion: it’s time for them to retire.

TGL: Wow, I really like this song! It just gets better and more epic. The echoey chorus is my favourite part and I like the ¾-folky feel.

CM: Strong acoustic guitar opening. Heartfelt, good range, and it builds into the first chorus. I actually really love this, there’s so much power and great rhythm — this is the OneRepublic I adore.

“Bloodmoon” – White Sea

JW: For some reason I was expecting this to be metal. I’m pleasantly surprised that this is more of an electronic indie song with some elements of pop and experimental thrown in. I would like to hear what the vocalist could do without being so committed to being kind of breathy.

JP: I don’t get the appeal of this weird slow techno whatever genre. This seems like it would be a really good final credits theme for a Tom Cruise movie or something. Hope the hipsters enjoy it.

TGL: Meh. There’s too much synth. I feel like I’m in a computer.

CM: This is a darker style of alt rock and I’m legit digging it. The two different vocal styles play off each other and enhance the overall listening experience — I’m all over that. It reeks of power even if it has a slower tempo. This is the jam you play to psyche yourself up for a sacrifice.

“We Stay Together” – Kaiser Chiefs

JW: This song is kind of just meh and would make great background music at an event like a casual millennial cocktail party or something. But the single art looks like a very ‘80s version of a doughnut so there’s that. Now I want a doughnut so FU Kaiser Chiefs.

JP: The opening reminds me of Phil Collins’ “In The Air Tonight,” so like very ‘80s. Maybe you’re into that? But I am for sure not.

TGL: I’m in a disco! With Mika! And a lady’s there too! I say 10/10, would choose this as the song for the end of a movie celebration dance number.

CM: I really like “Love’s Not a Competition (But I’m Winning),” but this is not the same style as that song. The vocals are still that indie rock feel with a British twist, but there’s definitely more of a pop attempt with this new track. I don’t think it works for them very well; such an indie voice clashes with the overly produced — albeit groovy and a little funky — music, and it doesn’t end well.

“Drum” – MØ

JW: I’m sober. I can’t do this. Drunk me would be all over this, but sober me is screaming, “NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP.”

JP: OH GOD MAKE IT STOP. It’s so high-pitched my ears are bleeding. I hate this. Sorry, fam, I can’t even finish listening to this one. I’m bailing.

TGL: Well, they tried to churn out another top 40 hit but kinda missed the shot and ended up in a discarded pile along with a bunch of other songs you’ll hear in the club and not recognize.

CM: Well, the title is no lie. There are lots of drums and great rhythm throughout the song. I could see using this as one of the earlier songs on a playlist for a night with friends (it might even be good for dancing) but I feel no inclination to listen to this solo.

“Icarus” – R3hab

JW: Again, I am sober. See the above review of “Drum.” They are interchangeable in terms of nightclub music and fair, that’s great when you’re lit AF but when you are sober not so much.

JP: THIS ONE’S JUST AS BAD AS THE LAST ONE. What is happening?!  I’m so sick of shitty New Music Friday playlists because famous people can’t do their goddamn jobs right. Somebody please make some good music.

TGL: The baby featured on this is really great at singing. Give that baby a record deal!

CM: My true “Icarus” love will always be Bastille’s, but this is pretty good. It’s got me bopping along and air-drumming, so couple that with lyrics and this is pretty solid. There are weird chipmunk-like sections in the song which I could do without, but they aren’t necessarily bad — they actually kind of work.

“You With Me” – Jimmy Eat World

JW: It’s Jimmy Eat World. I don’t really know what else to say about it. It sounds like them, it’s that special brand of pop/punk/rock that they got famous for, but like every song by them that isn’t “The Middle,” it’s just so forgettable.

JP: Far and away the best song on this week’s playlist. This is my type of music: chill pop. Upbeat but not in an “I need to dance right now” way. These are the songs I’m here for.

TGL: Harpsichord? HARPSICHORD? Is it? Someone tell me because I will like this song a lot more if I find out that this instrument is in fact the mystical, all-too-rarely used harpsichord.

CM: For whatever reason, I’ve always found Jimmy Eat World to be kind of hypnotic/trippy, so I feel like this would be even better stoned, if you’re into that kind of thing. However, it’s enjoyable as-is if you regularly like Jimmy Eat World’s stuff, or alt-rock/pop punk in general.

“What is Love 2016” – Lost Frequencies

JW: Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more. This song is hurting me. It’s one of the worst covers ever. It is just so bad. I’VE BEEN HURT AND OFFENDED.

JP: Why is the 2016 necessary? Has he put out others in previous years? After listening to this for a while, I now realize this is a cover of the Haddaway song. Because that’s the song that needed a resurgence. Whatever, at least I’m not getting rick-rolled (cause that trend needs to die forever).

TGL: NO!!! NO!!! NOT NECESSARY!! ORIGINAL SONG PERFECTLY FINE. Radio stations: please don’t play this so we can avoid a scenario in which kids today know this as the only “What is Love.”

CM: Loving the name right off the bat. The intro reminds me of earlier Paramore, but that doesn’t last long at all. It’d pretty clearly pop, but I really do love the guitar riff in this song. It’s not an obnoxious brand of pop, so I’d be super down to listen to this rhythmic song of my own volition.

“Phone Down” – Lost Kings feat. Emily Warren

JW: Don’t police my phone usage. Also, if your partner is more interested in their phone than you why are you still with them and bitching about it over a song? DUMP THEIR USELESS ASS. Find someone who loves you. If you did that I wouldn’t be forced to listen to this hot mess.

JP: I really wanted this to be a song about someone absolutely destroying their phone and them freaking out about it. Instead, it’s the much more obvious situation of someone wanting their significant other to get off their phone. The former would have been more entertaining.

TGL: Anthem for my yesterday. Is it that hard to pay attention to the people you are going out to specifically spend time with?? The anti-“Let Me Take A Selfie” song.

CM: Lyrically, it sounds like it was written by a baby boomer who’s dating a younger person and doesn’t understand mobile devices. I mean, I get the sentiment. You’re trying to sex up your partner and they’re too invested in their technology to notice, but like, try calmly talking to them instead of getting super indignant about it?

“In the Sky” – Ryan Hemsworth feat. Nebu Kiniza

JW: Hemsworth looks like a college library student staff member, not a DJ. Kiniza is mediocre at best. Also he references Juelz Santana, who even when he was “famous” was still super irrelevant. This just made me sad.

JP: Ending on a very low note. Who the fuck is this dude anyways? No wonder you need to say your name at the beginning of the song: no one knows who you are. Also, before you ask, he is not a Hemsworth brother. I checked.

TGL: I mean, yeah, I look up at the sky too. I feel you, man.

CM: I was super excited that there was going to be another hot Hemsworth brother in the universe’s eyes, but Hemsworth is actually a Canadian DJ, which is pretty cool too. I really like the track with the groovy rhythm that begs to be danced to. The vocals go well with the song, and I’d be fine with hearing this at a party.

By-election to fill the president vacancy is upon us

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The winners of the upcoming election will realistically only have to serve their term for one semester before the next election.

With posters plastered around SFU, by-election season for the Simon Fraser Student Society is unofficially underway here at SFU.

It won’t be official until October 17, when the nomination period begins for both candidates and referenda questions. However, the posters will hopefully put the idea of running into the heads of some potential candidates, as there were very few candidates for the original election.

Only two candidates ran for president, which then saw winner Deepak Sharma step down because of failure to meet membership eligibility status. That was still two more candidates than the environment representative, which saw a grand total of zero candidates.

Larissa Chen has been filling the role of interim president since May 19, but decided that she did not want to permanently take over the position.

The nomination period will end on October 30, and the campaigning period will begin on Halloween. The vote will take place from November 15–17, and we will find out who has won the positions at 12:01 am on November 18, assuming there are candidates this time around.

As of publication time, independent electoral commissioner Vanna Lodders has not responded to The Peak’s request for comment.

Women’s soccer finds secondary scoring in two-game winning streak

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Teagan Sorokan (#8) finished with two shots on the night.

“I’m right-footed, so I’m obviously going to look to cut in,” explained sophomore midfielder Christina Dickson. “And I just took a touch and saw that shot.”

It was her second goal of the night. On a pass from Emma Pringle, Dickson made an excellent kick that went just over Northwest Nazarene’s goalkeeper. Her two-goal output helped lead to a 3–0 SFU victory Thursday evening on home turf.

If you didn’t know any better, it would have looked like the output of a prolific scorer. But they were actually her first two of the year.

“I know she felt a lot of pressure and she put a lot of pressure on herself to score goals and get on the scoresheet,” said head coach Annie Hamel.

Dickson, however, was quick to give credit to the team for her offensive output.

“It was definitely the team,” she explained. “We just need to keep playing games like this, just working for each other.”

And if there’s one thing to notice in the past two games, goal scoring has become a team effort. Combining the 6–0 victory Saturday and Thursday’s 3–0 victory, there was a total of six different goal scorers.

In the seven games previous, Pringle had five of the team’s six goals. But the lack of scoring, and the pressure on one player to provide the offence, was a problem.

“That’s what I’ve been waiting on,” Hamel remarked on the secondary scoring. “You need to understand how difficult it is now for Emma Pringle to get on the scoresheet because everybody knows about her, everybody does their scouting, everybody double marks her, she’s followed everywhere she goes, everybody plays very physical on her.

“It’s creating opportunities for the players around her, and before they didn’t step up into that, and now they are. So when you get a scouting report on our team, now you can’t just say, ‘mark number 10, mark Emma Pringle.’ You have to be accountable for everybody else around her, which makes us a very difficult team to defend against.”

This was only the fourth game this season that Pringle did not pick up a goal. However, she did get a primary assist on Dickson’s second goal.

“And now they all want to join the party,” laughed Hamel. “They all ended up getting very aggressive in the last third and taking shots.”

Dickson’s second with 13:46 left in the game likely sealed any chance that Northwest Nazarene could come back. Freshman forward Katelyn Erhardsen put the cherry on top, scoring the Clan’s third goal with exactly 11 minutes left, making it the second straight game in which she has scored.

Sophomore midfielder Samantha Donald also put up an assist on the team’s first goal.

“We just need to keep playing games like this, just working for each other.”

Goalkeeper Priya Sandhu only faced two shots on net, but was perfect for her fifth shutout of the season. (NOTE: Sandhu has played six games in which she hasn’t let in a goal, however, because she only played 80:15 in Saturday’s 6–0 win, she is not credited with a shutout.)

“I thought we had a bit of a slow start in the first half, and even coming out 1–0 at half, I thought that was a bit under expectations for us. We wanted to have a really strong start and put this game away early, so it took a little longer,” said Hamel. “But when they got going in the second half, it was really good rhythm and tempo, and some very good finishes.”

With the victory, SFU slotted into fourth place in the Great Northwest Athletic Conference (GNAC) with a 3–2–0 conference record, and now holds a playoff spot. But the team can’t sit back: six of the seven remaining games are against teams below them in the standings and in the hunt for that last playoff spot. The secondary scoring will have to be more than just a two-game fad.

SATURDAY: SFU takes on Montana State University Billings (MSUB) at 12 p.m. MSUB sits at sixth in the GNAC with a 2–2–1 record. With an SFU loss, MSUB would leapfrog over SFU, and pending a Concordia game — which is in fifth — on October 20, SFU could fall two spots back in the rankings.

Rankings are determined by points, and a win is three points, while a tie counts for one. SFU has nine, MSUB seven, and Concordia eight, with the same number of games played.

Should SFU win, they would move up to second place. However, the jump in standings could be short-lived as third placed Central Washington (3–1–1) plays October 9, and would take second place with a win.

MSUB is coming off of two consecutive 3–0 shutout losses. The Yellowjackets are eighth in the GNAC for goals per game (0.90) and are sixth in goals against average (1.72). SFU sits at fourth in goals per game with 1.67, and are fifth in goals against average (0.76).

NFL Blitz with Jason Romisher: Week 5

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Tom Brady is back this week after serving a four-game suspension from the deflategate controversy.

Last Week 11–4

Season 34–29

That’s right baby! I was 11–4 last week with my upset special coming through for the second week in a row as the Rams pulled off a huge win over Arizona. Hopefully you took my advice and checked out the Saints vs. Chargers thriller, which saw Drew Brees lead an improbable fourth quarter comeback in his old stomping grounds. This week should offer plenty more intrigue as the teams are rounding into mid-season form.

Byes: Jacksonville, Kansas City, New Orleans, Seattle

Arizona (1–3) at San Francisco (1–3), Thursday 5:25 p.m.

The Cardinals suffered a frustrating loss last week at home against the Rams, and will be without the services of quarterback Carson Palmer. Full panic mode sets in the desert after the Niners take this one.

Prediction: San Francisco 24 Arizona 14

Chicago (1–3) at Indianapolis (1–3), Sunday 10 a.m.

The Colts are coming off a lacklustre defeat against Jacksonville in London, and will be facing a Bears team coming off their first win of the season. Brian Hoyer looked good last week and will continue to play well as the Bears send Andrew Luck and company to a 1–4 season start.

Prediction: Chicago 31 Indianapolis 28

Philadelphia (3–0) at Detroit (1–3), Sunday 10 a.m.

Philadelphia has looked dominant this season and is coming off a bye. The Lions were upset last week by the Bears and will be playing desperately to avoid a 1–4 start. Detroit has too many defensive injuries to stop the Philadelphia offence, as rookie quarterback Carson Wentz will continue to shine.

Prediction: Philadelphia 27 Detroit 24

Washington (2–2) at Baltimore (3–1), Sunday 10 a.m.

Baltimore finally dropped a game last week to the upstart Raiders, as the team continues to struggle on offence. Washington has won two straight and has found a running game. This is essentially a neutral site game with the proximity between these two teams. Washington takes it in a minor upset.

Prediction: Washington 28 Baltimore 23

Tennessee (1–3) at Miami (1–3), Sunday 10 a.m.

Miami’s three losses were to New England, Seattle, and Cincinnati. They get a softy this week and will take care of business at home.

Prediction: Miami 23 Tennessee 16

Houston (3–1) at Minnesota (4–0), Sunday 10 a.m.

The Texans were shut out by the Patriots, and this Vikings defence is even better. Vikings move to 5–0 with another lockdown defensive performance. If you like linebacker play, keep an eye on the Vikings’ Anthony Barr.

Prediction: Minnesota 23 Houston 6

New England (3–1) at Cleveland (0–4), Sunday 10 a.m.

Tom Brady and his four Super Bowl rings and six AFC titles is back after his four-game suspension. Look for Rob Gronkowski who has one reception on the season to get it going.  Patriots in a romp.

Prediction: New England 42 Cleveland 13

New York Jets (1–3) at Pittsburgh (3–1), Sunday 10 a.m.

Pittsburgh got rolling last week on offence dropping 43 points on a good Chiefs team. Look for the momentum to continue as the Steelers continue to look like one of the AFC’s best.

Prediction: Steelers 39 Jets 17

GAME OF THE WEEK

Atlanta (3–1) at Denver (4–0), Sunday 1:05 p.m

Atlanta battered Cam Newton and the Panthers last week in an impressive victory. They also defeated the Raiders on the road, which is increasingly looking like a quality win. Last week star receiver Julio Jones also went off with 12 receptions for 300 yards and a touchdown. The flip-side of this matchup is that Denver is at home and continues to play dominant defensive football. This should be an outstanding game with both teams looking like early championship contenders. Broncos hold the fort in a close game that demonstrates the Falcons can play with the big boys.

Prediction: Denver 27 Atlanta 26

Buffalo (2–2) at Los Angeles (3–1), Sunday 1:25 p.m.

The Rams are 3–1 despite an offence that has been woefully anemic in three of their four games. The Bills are coming off a huge emotional win against their arch-nemesis, New England, and are travelling across country. The Bills just look like the more balanced team. Tyrod Taylor leads a clutch fourth quarter scoring driver to lead the Bills to consecutive victories.

Prediction: Buffalo 23 Los Angeles 20

San Diego (1–3) at Oakland (3–1), Sunday 1:25 p.m.

The Chargers and Raiders have both played good football this season with the difference being that the Raiders have performed well in crunch time and the Chargers have repeatedly blown games late. The Raiders and their impressive three-road victories pick up their first home win of the year as the Derek Carr to Michael Crabtree connection continues to flourish.

Prediction: Oakland 38 San Diego 31

Cincinnati (2–2) at Dallas (3–1), Sunday 1:25 p.m.

Dallas is off to a 3–1 start thanks in part to the strong play of rookie quarterback Dak Prescott. The Bengals are coming off a solid win against Miami, and will go into Big D and get a W.

Prediction: Bengals 29 Cowboys 24

UPSET SPECIAL

New York Giants (2–2) at Green Bay (2–1), Sunday 5:30 p.m.

Green Bay may be the most overrated team in the league this year. Yes, Aaron Rodgers is a top five QB in the game. However, the team’s two victories were close affairs over the Jaguars and the Lions. Giants’ quarterback Eli Manning has won a playoff game in Green Bay and will use that experience and his talented receiving corps to lead his team to victory in a high-scoring affair.  

Prediction: Prediction: Giants 40 Green Bay 36

Tampa Bay (1–3) at Carolina (1–3), Monday 5:25 p.m.

Both teams will be determined to avoid a 1–4 start. The Panthers may be without star quarterback Cam Newton. Fortunately, Derek Anderson is one of the best backups in the game.
Prediction: Panthers 26 Bucs 21

Local architect Bing Thom passes away

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Bing Thom also used to be the Arthur Erickson Architects, giving him a tie to the man who built SFU Burnaby as well.

Bing Thom, the architect who designed SFU Surrey and Surrey City Centre Library, has passed away at the age of 75, according to a statement released by his firm on October 4.

Thom, who was in Hong Kong when he passed, is survived by his wife Bonnie Thom, who he was with for over 50 years. The cause of death is a brain aneurysm.

He was the founder of Bing Thom Architects, which has developed a number of projects in the Metro Vancouver area. He is perhaps best-known for designing the Chan Centre for the Performing Arts.  

SFU Surrey was a $135-million project which opened in 2004. It has won several awards, including the Architectural Institute of British Columbia Innovation Award.

COLUMN | LIST BITCH: Ten thoughts we all had during the presidential debate

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Never have I ever seen such a shitshow. This debate left me confused, infuriated, and slightly nauseous. As Canadians, I think most of us were on the same page about this.

  1. Does Trump have a cold? A drug problem? Why the fuck is he sniffling every 0.001 second? Is it just me or are his nostrils shrinking? Is it possibly a sign of his personal metamorphosis into Voldemort?
  2. Poor Lester Holt probably got so drunk on Monday night.
  3. Who wrote Hillary’s speech? She sounds like a fourth grade speech contestant. That being said, props to her for actually preparing for the debate instead of winging it in a manner dangerously similar to picking “C” for every question on a midterm you didn’t prepare for (looking at you, Donald).
  4. Is Trump’s favourite debate strategy seriously going to continue being “classic patriarchy”? Interrupt, yell a little, and interrupt some more. God forbid a woman has a thought worth sharing. I never could have foreseen such blatant sexism, classism, and racism being so socially acceptable that it’s aired at a debate. Good job, America.
  5. The disgust Trump has for taxes is alarming. Newsflash, TAXES PAY FOR MUCH-NEEDED SOCIAL SERVICES.
  6. Does Trump think scowling looks presidential? Would it kill him to at least try to look like a decent human being?
  7. Is hyper-masculine Trump aware that Clinton’s hands are bigger than his? Somewhere Marco Rubio is laughing at his own small penis jokes.
  8. Trump would be the one to continually suggest “stop and frisk” as a necessary security measure — fucking pervert.
  9. The real drinking game for this debate should have been “one shot every time Trump interrupts Clinton” — 51 times for the folks keeping track at home. But don’t worry, America: Trump’s “strongest asset” is his “temperament,” clearly.
  10. The United States is doomed.

Cathy Jones feels like a Stranger to Hard Work

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Canadian comedy veteran Cathy Jones is on tour with her latest one woman show Stranger to Hard Work.

Sitting in the mattress department of a Sears department store in Halifax, Cathy Jones is having a pretty hectic day. She’s had a haircut, got a new screen on her cell phone, and now she’s found somewhere relatively quiet and comfortable to sit while she does a barrage of interviews one after the other about her new solo show. And yet, she said she feels like she could be working harder, doing more.

The title of her one-woman show, Stranger to Hard Work, came about after she kept hearing people say of her, “Oh, she’s no stranger to hard work,” and thinking, “No, actually I am.” This is her third solo show, but Jones explained that there were large gaps of time in between them all, and she tended to “feel guilty for not getting the hang of hard work.” From anyone else’s perspective, Jones has had a very accomplished career with her 23 years on This Hour Has 22 Minutes and many other roles in film and television.

She described the show as being her way of sharing what she has to offer in the way of advice and life experience. “It’s a story about me and the people I interact with.” The stories and scenes are told from her perspective, with her wry sense of humour and astute observations about the people around her. “In my heart I really want to be helpful in some way,” said Jones. She feels that she is doing that through this show: she’s able to help heal people and make them feel better through laughter.

Jones has also been working on a self-help book for some time, and explained that she was “held back by feeling uneducated.” After gaining a new perspective on the book and realizing that she had to tell her own story, Jones plans to get back to it soon. “It’s the kind of book you buy for other people,” she explained. The kind of book that would make you say, “Oh, I’ll get that for Ed, he’s really weird.”

Unlike her previous solo shows, Jones explained that she feels a very strong connection with the audience. “I can be myself, and the audience has fun and enjoys it.” She feels more comfortable than ever talking to the audience about her neuroses, her age, how she feels different from other people, and what she’s paranoid about.

It’s her favourite show that she’s done and she guarantees that if you come, you won’t wish you brought a pillow, and you won’t want to get out of there as fast as you can.

SFU erupts for six goals in win over Western Oregon

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Sierra Leung (#21) scored to make it 6-0 for the Clan.

It was a furiously intense game from start to finish for the women’s soccer team, defeating Western Oregon University (WOU) 6–0. SFU lost its previous two home games against Western Washington University (1–0) and Seattle Pacific University (1–2).

Monpreet Heer dismantled WOU’s defence, assaulting it with two goals and two assists. Emma Pringle, Katelyn Erhardsen, and Jenna Baxter each netted a goal for SFU. Goalies Priya Sandhu and Simone Tessler made a total of five saves. Sierra Leung closed out the Clan’s performance with a goal in the 87th minute.

Erhardsen opened the score in the 16th minute with a high lob, assisted by twins Christina and Allyson Dickson. Less than 60 seconds later, freshman Pringle doubled the immediate lead of the Clan, with a majestic header from inside the box after catching a header off cross from Heer, adding a sixth goal to her first season. Thirty minutes into the game, forward Heer opened her scoring account for the season with a penalty kick after Christina Dickson was hauled down in the Wolves’ box.

The Clan, more motivated than ever, did not wait long for a fourth goal. Two minutes later, Allyson Dickson combined a passing game with Heer, who fired a shot to the left corner of the box. The girls were leading 4–0 at the end of the first half.

Midfielder Baxter notched a goal 25 minutes into the second half. Leung deployed some speed down the left sideline, getting the ball to Heer, who was already positioned in Wolves’ territory. Baxter, an Oregon State transfer, curled a shot that landed straight into the right corner of the net.

“It was important for the team and us to get other people to score, just let other players rise up and shine and see what they can do”

Three minutes before ending the Wolves’ nightmare, Leung attacked with a low shot into the penalty box and scored an absolute beauty, assisted by Allyson Dickson.

“I wanted to score a goal today, I just didn’t let anything get in my way. All of us collectively each wanted to [get] a goal,” said Leung.

Heer, who was the leading scorer of the game, commented on the Clan’s performance: “We came into this game with a lot of confidence in ourselves. It’s been a goal of mine too to get on the scoring sheet, and today I did that.”

The Clan gave no easy task to Wolves’ goalkeeper Caitlin Kastelic; the team created a total of 24 attempts, including six goals.

“We chatted before the game as a team, it was important to come confident to the pitch and execute the way we play,” explained head coach Annie Hamel. “Those two losses were against two really good opponents. We had a very candid chat about who we want to be and how we want to play. They executed very well the plan.

“We talked about confidence and their burning desire to win. It was important for the team and us to get other people to score, just let other players rise up and shine and see what they can do.”

The Clan is looking forward to adding another victory against the Northwest Nazarene Crusaders. The game is scheduled for 4:30 p.m. on October 6.