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SPOOF: Is he your dream gym swolemate?
January 13, 2016[dropcap]It's 2016.[/dropcap] A new year, a new you, and most importantly, a new body! And the gym is the best place to meet single and sexy men for your other New Yearís resolution: finding a boyfriend. Two birds, one stone, am I right? Take this quiz to find out who your gym swolemate is! Q1. Your dream man is at the squat rack. What is he doing? a. Maintaining uncomfortable…
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SPOOF: Don’t fall asleep with your microwave!
January 11, 2016Microwaves cook our meals, keep our time, make phone calls, scan and interpret our Internet history, store our music, create social media posts on our behalf, and do just about everything else. But did you know that microwaves don’t like…
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You’ll never guess who Andrew Petter is!
January 11, 2016• He was born in New Westminster, but raised in SFU Woodward’s. • He often plays electric guitar around the Surrey campus. • He’s read his convocation ceremony speech progressively faster at every convocation ceremony since 2014.…
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Your man drinks water upside down — what’s he trying to say?
January 11, 2016So it happened again — you’re at dinner, and at a pause in conversation, you man excuses himself, balances on one hand and his head, and drinks an entire glass of water! What is he trying to tell you? Peakmo…
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SPOOF: Eight times Drake was born in Canada
January 11, 20161. Born in Canada in 1986 Rap superstar Drake was born in Toronto on October 24, 1986. He started from the bottom — you know the rest! 2. Born into the Canadian consciousness Drake was arguably born into the Canadian…
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SPOOF: Top five sex positions for the AQ avocado
January 11, 2016Inside the Academic Quadrangle lies one of the greatest challenges to you sexy students! The avocado (or egg, depending on which side of the debate you fall on) statue just stands there, erect,waiting for adventurous folks to come, mount it,…
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SPOOF: New Year, New You
January 11, 2016[dropcap]I[/dropcap] try not to focus on the haters. I just try to focus on having a good time.” Dressed in a fashionable parka and sneakers, SFU style icon Miranda Macfarlane is a sight for sore eyes. The university may be…
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SPOOF: Five embarrassing confessions from readers
January 11, 2016I went out on a date with a really cute guy that I’ve had a crush on for a while. Right as it was time to pay the bill, he walked up to go to the bathroom, and was kidnapped…
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SPOOF: Horoscopes
January 11, 2016Capricorn The Sun sneaks a glance at Venus while it’s changing at the end of the solar system. The Moon provides perfect shade for Mars and Jupiter as they fondle in the vacuum of space. Your stars are in alignment…
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SPOOF: Five ways to get your TA all hot and bothered over you!
January 11, 2016[dropcap]Y[/dropcap]ou’ve been eyeing up your sexy TA for weeks, your insides squirming at the thought of wrapping yourself around that curving, voluptuous body, or pressing your face against that chiseled, scholarly jaw. The thought of becoming your TA’s top pupil…
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