CJSF 90.1 broadcasts test answers from fifth floor AQ bathroom

In a recent bid to gain listeners, SFU radio station CJSF 90.1 FM has begun broadcasting test answers. The hope is that students will...

Study reveals that executive student unions exist only to pad resumés

SFU has over 100 clubs and student unions, all of which are excellent avenues for networking, gaining experience, and the occasional ego boost. However,...

The Crank Files: Was Curious George Originally About A Human?

Beneath the veneer of normalcy lies a world of dark shadows and the macabre. Bizarre cults, conspiracies, and creatures abound. One man seeks...

Amazing Grace N. Howl: Co-op D’État

In the wake of a godawful and miserable loss to some nobody for SFSS president, I have decided that I, Grace N. Howl, will...

Cannibal Student Union gets snubbed by SFSS

After many bloody and agonizing weeks, it was announced last Friday that the Cannibal Student Union’s (CSU) application for official registration as a sanctioned...

Six ways to get the perfect beach body

Beach season is rapidly approaching, but don’t worry — The Peak has got you covered with the quickest and coolest tricks to get that...