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Four things every great hentai needs

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By: Anonymous, SFU Student

1. A generic protagonist 

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Maybe he’ll have coloured hair if he’s important, but then people won’t “relate” to him. You’ll want to make your protagonist big-cocked, fully-loaded and attainably average on the outside.

2. A vapid main girl with an eccentric best friend

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It doesn’t really matter who you fall for, you’ll fuck them both anyway.

3. Break at least one taboo in the span of an episode

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Most likely you’ll be fucking your sister. Or if you’re lucky your mom. If you’re not embarrassed to show your friends it’s too clean

4. End it with a bang

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A GANGBANG, that is. With everyone in your class — and the teacher too.

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