SFUnexplained: The hair-raising truth about SFU’s construction

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student Listen up, sheeple! SFU builds stuff for themselves, not for our wellbeing or our general interest. A lot of you may...

Three quick ‘n vastly underwhelming student meals on a budget

By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor Breakfast: Breakdown-fast Bowl You’ve seen the unsolicited breakfast bowl posts gracing your Instagram Explore Page. They’re right beside the equally undesired...

Online classes are the superior choice for hot student summer

By: Nancy La, Staff Writer Staring out my window wistfully as the beautiful sunshine streams through the window, I snap out of my daydream as...

Top Ten movies “cinephiles” can namedrop to assert their dominance over casual film viewers

By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student The Shawshank Redemption (Dir. Frank Darabont, 1994) If you’ve got a heartbeat, you like The Shawshank Redemption. Name-dropping this...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: May 24–⁠ 30

By: Ana Arozarena, SFU Student ARIES: I slid down Lil Nas X’s pole to hell to gather this advice: wear your sunscreen. All the smoking...

The secret life of an SFU textbook

By: Harvin Bhathal, Peak Associate  I was conceived one dark, rainy night in the dimly lit dorm room of a graduate student who can now...

Devil politely requests that people stop advocating for him

By: Alea Mohamed, Staff Writer  In a shocking turn of events, the Devil has requested that people stop advocating for him. Despite his initial gratitude,...

McFogg the Dog, Take The Wheel: an SFU-inspired playlist

By: Nancy La, Staff Writer  After a full year of online learning, I find myself missing the prison-like architecture of campus and the ambiance of...

goSFU releases statement; tearfully claims it’s trying its best

By: Alea Mohamed, Staff Writer  This week-old semester has possibly been the longest of my life. People have been bullying me about the way I...

Comics

By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student