New SFU survey finds lectures do “absolutely nothing”

By: Isabella Urbani, Staff Writer Burnaby, BC, June 12 — This just in: a new SFU survey revealed 99% of students find lectures pointless....

Horoscopes June 12–18

By: Alex Ileto, SFU Student Cancer Venus, the planet of love, is currently zooming toward Earth to orbit around you. That’s right, this week, invest time...

STORYTIME: THE DAY I FOUND OUT ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES AT MACKENZIE CAFE WAS MY MOTHER

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Insert over-the-top thumbnail here with me looking shocked. There is text in all caps that reads, “I FINALLY FOUND MY...

Top ten ways to cancel a subscription

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Everything follows a subscription model nowadays. Check your credit card statement; you’re probably paying for something you forgot to cancel...

Have a splash with another Dear Peakie

By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I used to be terrified of raccoons. So, I subscribed to Raccoon Whisperer’s YouTube...

SFU Residence and Housing presents: The Magic Treehouse

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff writer Attention all SFU students!  We are speeding up construction of our newest housing structure, The Magic Treehouse. As a result,...

How to accept you will always be a passenger

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff writer So, you’re a new driver looking for some advice. I’m here to let you know you’ve come to the...

Horoscopes May 29–June 4

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries: Like a true fire sign, you will burn if you do not forward this message to everyone on your...

Top 10 tips to be happy in Vancouver

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer Don’t root for the Vancouver Canucks  I get it — your grandfather’s grandfather was a fan. You...

CONFESSIONALS: I’ve been reading the same book for over two years

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hey! Don’t look at me like that. Yeah, that’s right, I can feel you judging me like my ex...