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“I understand these are trying times,” says the professor making the times trying

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By: Kyla Dowling, Peak Associate Subject Line: Paper now due Tuesday From: [email protected] To: AHH 101 (All Sections) Date: November 5, 3:33 a.m. Students,  Many of you have asked for...
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The only things that could save 2020 at this point

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor With but a few weeks left in this godforsaken year, not much could be done to leave off on a...
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Top Ten names to give your party you’re too scared to call a party during quarantine

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By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor A ~casual~ get ᶜᴼⱽᴵᴰ together  The world is a stressful time right now and the idea of being scrutinized for partying...
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The case of the missing EIC

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By: Paige Riding and Sara Wong It was a dark and stormy night . . . no, no clichés here. This is just a public...
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Student believes they left last scrap of serotonin underneath the rainbow parachute in grade three gym class

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By: Kyla Dowling, SFU Student I remember that day so clearly.  Fourth period meant that it was time for gym class. Normally, I’d be nauseous from...
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SFU saves student from exam stress by making exams 25 hours apart instead of 24

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor SFU proudly announced in a recent mass email that, to accommodate during these unprecedented times, the university’s administration decided on...
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White person shocked to learn about racism for the first time through Instagram infographic

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By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer I just learned that racism existed when I opened Instagram feed the other day. Expecting my feed of custom Starbucks...
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Monday Music: Songs that remind me of my ex-boyfriend Joe that I listen to while pleasuring myself and weeping

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By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor So Joe and I have been broken up now for a week — a week, 11 hours, three minutes, and...
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The Peak staff reveal their best worst childhood costumes

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By: Juztin Bello, Emma Jean, Dhivya Manohar, and Paige Riding By Juztin I wasn’t big on creative costumes when I was a kid — evident by the...
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An SFU Halloween choose your own adventure

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor INTRO: It’s Halloween! And you, being the procrastinating piece of shit you are, left a major project due tonight until this...
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© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024